Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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\o/ YES(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:18,
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Russian sailor lolz (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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That's not *quite* true.I for one am hugely impressed by Bartleby's lies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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IOW and Dover-Calais.It's not exactly impressive.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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Oh, the opportunities for discussion here are endless.We should ban closed questions as thread openers.
Someone find a mod and suggest it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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for the purposes of this thread would you mind pretending you have then we can have a nice discussion about it?(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Finishing up at uni now, should have my first real job in September. Terrified.
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Not as terrified as the kids will be when you walk in the classroom.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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Someone who doesn't understand buoyancy,shit user name, no replies... alright nakkers you dildo.
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Either way you're obviously some sort of a cunt aren't you? or else you wouldn't be here.
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no it is me, it isn't lol in the slightest(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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oh come on son that was a good zing and you know it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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YesPlus I helped my daughters' school with a project to build a racing hovercraft from plans.
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course you did son, course you did(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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Hovercraft are really simple machinesThere used to be quite a few about with inter-school race events held throughout the country.
Look it up.
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Look up BP schools hovercraft championship. Or not, up to you.
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Can't move for hovercrafts round my way.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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I love that wee boy.Makes me proud to be Scottish.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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i don't give a fuck about this question or anyone's answer to it1/10
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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who?one example, before i lose all faith in humanity
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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the complainants' names are not known to mebut apparently I'm a menace and should be banned
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oh, i can tell you thatuser name 1 - 90,000.
all of them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Poor Windy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:51,
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there's one that goes to the isle of white but i aint been on it(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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SPOILER ALERTI die at the end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:08,
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most of this lot prefer World of Warcraft(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:01,
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I'm not at liberty to discuss this, soz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:03,
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I don't blame you MontsThis prick'll only use the information against you somehow.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:06,
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I've seen it happen too many times TH.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:08,
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I think there is probably enough shit on monts already(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:08,
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Hey that's not shit! It's chocolate honest(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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fucking shit day monters, fucking shitand tomorrow's not looking much better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:10,
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You and me both, Fogesy old stick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:16,
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i quite want to beat someone to death with a laptop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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I quite want to delete about 50 emails rather than deal with them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1904794
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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And what, exactly, were you searching for when you found this?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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i presumed that the user number frank referred to was one of his old accountsbut i was nosy so i went to check. and this was on it. and the rest is gross clotty history.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:29,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904717
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:31,
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not even an AMPLESPONGE could wipe my mind clean now(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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fucking disgustingwho puts.... THAT.... in their POCKET?
why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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you're getting very defensive about this, is there anything you want to tell us?(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
noshe should suck them clean and re-use them, like normal people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:05,
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that's exactly what i thoughtthis place has clearly civilised him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:34,
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I guess he knows better than to get sucked into discussions like that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:37,
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wrong badgeri meant the mighty one. fuck-all could civilise the amorous one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:08,
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ewww'I'm dropping clots so there's no way I'm touching myself with bare hands'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:42,
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you are totally and utterly wronggo back to furtive wanking in front of the television, hoping that momo is asleep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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you should have gone for a higher class bird(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11,
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this has the elements of truth to iti will accept this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17,
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left his glasses on the met linehe don't got no glasses no more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12,
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now if only he'd do the same with his cardigran(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13,
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you know it wasn'ti texted the same witticism to you about 15 times this morning
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15,
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OMG speaking of whichI mentioned divorcing woman? You wouldn't believe the texts I've been getting.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:18,
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make sure your GIRLFRIEND doesn't find the phone then!gee, i hope they're not testing you...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20,
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Not my girlfriend.But I might put a pin on it anyway. Not that I think she'll go looking, but after the ex did it I'm not terribly trusting.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:21,
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no, she specifically says she doesn't use thosethese are great big fat nappies
full of blood and body matter and probably hair
since anyone who carries jamrags around will not be up there on the hair maintenance either
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12,
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it's perfectly naturalclots and hairs and stuff
like squashed blackberries
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15,
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I was eating my dinner when embarrassing bodies came on a guyHad half his duly king face missing eye socket to lower jaw on one side, I could see his tongue flapping about inside....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17,
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why is that embarrassing?it's fucked, it's unfortunate, it's horrifying. but embarrassing? no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20,
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Actually no. Not when the reality is presented.Blood, menstrual and otherwise is fine with me.
It's the language. The gleefully salacious language.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17,
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who the fuck presents their "reality" to you?oh uxbridge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:19,
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i thought that was taking someone's virginity?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:22,
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