Vampire tea bags innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

no, she specifically says she doesn't use those
these are great big fat nappies

full of blood and body matter and probably hair

since anyone who carries jamrags around will not be up there on the hair maintenance either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)

ARRRRGH

( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)

You're quite squeamish aren't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)

it's perfectly natural
clots and hairs and stuff

like squashed blackberries
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I was eating my dinner when embarrassing bodies came on a guy
Had half his duly king face missing eye socket to lower jaw on one side, I could see his tongue flapping about inside....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)

why is that embarrassing?
it's fucked, it's unfortunate, it's horrifying. but embarrassing? no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Actually no. Not when the reality is presented.
Blood, menstrual and otherwise is fine with me.

It's the language. The gleefully salacious language.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)

who the fuck presents their "reality" to you?
oh uxbridge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I have my red wings.
Oh yes.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)

i thought that was taking someone's virginity?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)

That's white.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)