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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'd kill everyone who's ever willingly watched and laughed at Little Britain
or bought a Robbie Williams album
or described James Corden as a comedian
or decided that Premier Inn looks like an adequate holiday destination thanks to Lenny Henry
or endorsed Vernon Kaye in any way, shape or form
Suddenly we'd have loads of space (once all the bodies have been shunted into Scotland), money to spare and other countries would be begging us to share our clever ideas on account of the national IQ average jumping 30 points
But no-one to work in McDonalds
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:41,
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latest was 12 years ago)
AA can step up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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May I propose an addition?
Anyone that uses the expression "You ok hun?" on Facebook, with no sense of irony.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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Carried
Also "FML"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:44,
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can we add anyone that doesn't understand irony?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:46,
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We have no jurisdiction over America any more
In fact it's been some good time since we did, around 250 years I think. Keep up winders.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:47,
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I don't recognise the declaration of independence as a legal document.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:50,
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Tweet Obama and let him know
we'll have them forming cricket teams by teatime
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:51,
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excellent
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:52,
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Similar to the Golgafrinchan
B Ark
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:47,
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id fucking love to see you try
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:50,
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I realise that this is intended as a humorous post, but these proposals would actually be quite damaging to the economy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:55,
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