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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
That's what I said to the doctors when I had to get that Dyson removed from my groin.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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12 years ago)
The vaccum cleaner, I understand
but the hand dryer, Monts?
The hand dryer?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:59,
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he was trying to "air shave" his balls
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:00,
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*shudder*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:02,
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and now has a lifetime ban from all branches of IKEA
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:04,
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Totally worth it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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