I just got an email offering me a 23 hour-long massage
On closer inspection it's a £23 hour-long massage, which I think would be preferable.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

that's cheap that is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)

It's a special offer
hence them emailing me about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Does the special offer include a happy ending?



afternoon, by the way.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)

are you offering one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I'm too fucking knackered.
So, what have I missed today then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)

some people were rude about you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Some people are rude, full stop.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)

not me, I'm lovely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I believe this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Housewives favorite me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I suspect not
:(

Afternoon! How's tricks?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Bristol nearly broke me.
Took a wrong turn in the city centre and the sat nav bitch shouted at me.
Then my totally professional work boots gave me blisters and now I'm back home again and my feet hurt.
Apart from that, quite a successful day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Bristol centre has changed a lot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)

tsk tsk
do not anger the sat nav bitch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

"Recalculating journey"


"Because you fucked up."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)