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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yes that's exactly what happened
you crazy drunken eejit you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Sober enough that I cannot remove the ghastly memory, no matter how much I wish I could.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)
my lasting recollection is of you desperately trying to stick a tenner down my top, my jeans, in my bag, anywhere...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Stop dreaming. Aint gonna happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)
thank fuck for that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)
We know this can't be true
because battered couldn't reach down your top.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)
aha you're totally right
that's what happened.

it explains why the tenner fell out of my shoe later on.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Fell out your shoe....
So he did get the tenner in your cleavage then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)
HA HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)
silly jeff
it's battered whose shoes are built up to chest height, not me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Actually, I think I am taller than you.
As well as being considerably more intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)
i'm five feet five and a half inches
and you only "think" you're taller than me?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I try not to think about your appearance, as it makes me want to vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)
yeah, vomit spunk out through your tiny little cock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)
No chance. You cause serious impotence.
People would rather shit in a bed with you than fuck you in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)
that's not what your wife said about me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 21:01, Reply)
My wife has considerably better taste than that, after all, she married me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)

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