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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is that right?
Some of my bulbs have started coming up in the garden, but some of them have done fuck all. I blame Britain going decimal.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Actually that fits
scientists say global warning started in 1971
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Well, where does that leave me and my daffs?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
I've definitely seen some crocuses coming through.
Don't know if this helps at all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Yeah, we've got a couple of nice purple ones that have sprung
Typically, they're in the place where my extension might be. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
it'll be Booby Tuesday before you know it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
You'll have to buy metric ones

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I'll die before I buy 0.4 of a daffofil

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Some dealers still sell them in pounds "under the counter"
you just need to know the right people *taps nose*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
*taps nose*
asylum seekers

That's all I'm prepared to say at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Bluddy forrins
I knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I'm not racist, but
they have smelly food and wear weird clothes and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Oh no hang on, sorry - I am a massive and unrepentant racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
It's a decline that can clearly be traced back to when we stopped using sticks with notches cut into them.
Morning TH.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Hey
I just found out that Kinder eggs are illegal in America!! Can you fucking believe it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
My mind is blown.
Might have to reconsider whether I want to visit this place or not now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I know, right?
Of all the shit they selll....but I guess it's in case some fat kid NOM's one whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
In fairness, they are really shit.
Even my four year old turns her nose up at the shit toys therein.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
They're not the best, admittedly
but how stupid do you have to be to choke on a kinder egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Nakers, can you answer this one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
He can't speak right now. ...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
the plastic bit is good for carrying drugs in.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
When I was a kid
I found that you could really spit them across the room at some velocity. The plastic bit, not drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

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