WTAF?
Did you tell her it was essentially game over for her now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He was too busy wanking furiously, I'd imagine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I have to admit, it nearly put me off my stroke

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Pedigree Bum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Oh my :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I didn't
but I did think it. It's not something that happens to normal, healthy people, is it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

dunno
maybe you should ask her to fish some of the chunks out of the lavvy next time and keep them so you can have a look at them

might make for an interesting blog post
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

or maybe some sort of casserole

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

haha!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I imagine it wouldn't be too dissimilar to beef and tomato pot noodle

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)