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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, what do you think should be taboo subjects to comment on online?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:58, 232 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
the combination of peoples supposed sexual orientation and mental capacity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
BEN FOGLE FUCKS GAY MONGY MEN !!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Height anomalies, Poland, prostitutes, hammers?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
LOCALBOY IS A POLISH MIDGET WHO HAMMERS IN WORKING PROSTITTUES

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
that *thing*
you know

the, er ... "thing"

you know

that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
I do wish people wouldn't talk about how many corkscrews their penis turns through

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
GLUED EEL SOEMTHING SOMETHING CORKSCREWS THAT I DONT QUITE UNDERSTAND BUT MY UNCLE ALAN COLLECTS CORKSCREWS

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
6, by the way

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
says here
"The term corkscrew implies adding a spiral (resembling) a corkscrew to a maneuver. The term could also refer to the motion when a backflip (Moonsault) is twisted around so that the attacker faces the inside of the ring instead of the outside when the maneuver ends."

so now you know
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
manoeuvre

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
well no, that's not what it says there

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I don't think he reads well

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
he's very good at looking at pictures though

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I reckon anything you learnt about someone that wasn't actaully from here.
I don't want my back-stabbing and bitching to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Says the man who made a meme of "MARTIN, 32, NORWICH etc"
That wasn't from here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
In his defence you did post on here that you were on TWL that evening

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Yeah I know
am just being pedantic. The amount of beakering I did about that I deserve everything I get.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Well, it kindda was, it was from countdown that you put up on here.
Don't take me to the land of Milk'n'Honey then tell me I can't eat.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Anything you post on here is fair game for taking the piss
Nicking stuff from Facebook, etc isn't
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Agreed on all counts
*shakes hands*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
*posts pic with cock on face*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Quite right.
Which is why I declined Gonz's FB request. I don't trust the sleazy little pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
haha, gonz isn't vindictive though
al's the one you wanna watch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
There's no way I want anything to do with that cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Hang about
We've both just called the same poster a cunt. That's very accusatory. I hope we can back this up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Using
Site: B3ta.com "Al is a cunt" on Google brings up 8790 search results.

I think that says it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

l is a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Seconded
The cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I'm friends with Al on FB
It doesn't really worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I reckon Al's quite safe, I like him quite a bit.
But I also know people who really don't like him, who I also like. I reckon the trick is to remember you're not in a playground and take people how you find them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
My defriending Al on FB was all about his nicking my pics
I actually have had plenty of thoroughly pleasant and entertaining exchanges with him.

The cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
He could still nick your pictures though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Nah, he can't
Luckily I've had one of my 9th-level Wizard mates cast a spell on the internet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

take people how you find them therefore your chances of picking up some 8-year-old pusseh are slim
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Caprisun and vodka, that's how I role.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I'm still completely gutted by that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Hang about, I take offence to that.
What the hell's wrong with sleazy perverts, exactly? And don't you try wriggling out of it by saying it was the "little" you took offence to as glass houses, sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
*pervert high-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I tend not to say anything to anybody that I wouldn't say to their faces.
I'm ALL about the snide bitching and talking about people behind their back, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
throwing cats at windows.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Throwing windows at cats is where its at

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Fuck off.
I come here for the lack of taboos.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I prefer Mirage.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
This is a taboo subject

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
O FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Is this some kind of scarpe trolling?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Oddly enough, that's my policy for brothals too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Anyone who comes on here, knowing what people are like, and shares information about themselves that they don't want mocking for
is a fucking idiot. Newbies etc who really don't see it coming will quickly learn not to share, or how to deal with it if they do, or flounce. Hence the utter lack of newbies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I honestly couldn't give a shit about what I put on here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Me either, really.
Anything I put on here I fully expect to get shit for. It's not hard to not say stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Neither. You mean 'neither'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
You know, I think I've got some sort of cognisance problem.
I'd have sworn six ways from Sunday that I'd started that post with "No, me either".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
You've got a lot of fuckin' problems you Gallic spazmo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Not least of which is my shitty choice in "mates", you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Other brands of French letter are also available

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
OH RIGHT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Me neither
it's all for lolz, if you want srs go mumsnet or something
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
"Am I being unreasonable to moan about internet mocking?"

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
"Yes, now fuck off to BBC Have Your Say or something"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Me either
Although it took me fucking long enough to get my head around that concept. All the shit about being gay, the missus being too good for me etc I've heard a million times. Although it's more creative on here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Exactly
I log on here to laugh, not be serious. My job is fucking serious enough, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
that last bit esp
creative insults are where it's at. plus the obligatory well-directed memes, YMs, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Exactly
You tiger loaf headed fucknuckle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Giraffe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
wee-wee tapir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
NOW STEADY ON

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Yeah you Sunderland, IT, family man cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I NO RITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Fucks sake, I'm such a boring cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
you really are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
*KFCs*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I read that as ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Me too
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
You wish

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I just did a mind-fuck on myself which I think monty did too.
Boring as in to bore a hole or something oh god I donno.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Not me boss
I was suggesting he's so incredibly boring and such an utter cunt that were he to be merely a 'boring cunt' that would actually be an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
That's my goal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
You are Shayne Ward AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
That's my joke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
You're lucky that song's not catchy enough to be an earworm

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Eat My Goal, however

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
YOU FUCKING CUNT

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
A lad I know was the drummer on that track, fact fans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
WOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I reckon it's a cover up.
In real life, I reckon he's like Sherlock Holmes or something.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
No, the other one.

Eammon.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I KNOW YUR NAYM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Alimentary my dear Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Cuntilmentry, more like, ammirite? the programers out there will get this.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I'm terrible for telling the internet things.
I keep forgetting that I'm not just talking to the person I think I'm talking to.

/flid
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
It's why we all love you
/pandertron
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I don'[t appear to be stepped, did you change your mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
tee hee
*is rude with impunity!*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I've got Gonzo's splatterfart post bookmarked
whenever I'm having a bad day I just read that and I think yep, my life's not too bad, at least I don't spray the bog with bloody filth and pieces of intestine
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907572
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I recently asked an elderly relative how she was getting on
In her reply she described how when she goes to the toilet, chunks of flesh come away from her anus. As you can imagine, I was sorry I'd asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
WTAF?
Did you tell her it was essentially game over for her now?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
He was too busy wanking furiously, I'd imagine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I have to admit, it nearly put me off my stroke

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Pedigree Bum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Oh my :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I didn't
but I did think it. It's not something that happens to normal, healthy people, is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
dunno
maybe you should ask her to fish some of the chunks out of the lavvy next time and keep them so you can have a look at them

might make for an interesting blog post
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

b

or

l
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
or maybe some sort of casserole

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

c
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I imagine it wouldn't be too dissimilar to beef and tomato pot noodle

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
haha, you were wanking down the phone to her

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Boy, was my face red!
Mainly because I'd worn myself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I don't think it's right when people are disrespectful to people's mothers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Your mum yeah, last night she milked me like one of your pet yaks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
officelolling hard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
see you on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
: ) lols
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1906102
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I was rather pleased with that one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
lol & click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
See she doesn't go bragging about this sort of thing on the internet, so why should you?
After all she did for you, it's disrepectful.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I'm on a conference call until 3 and I need a piss
:-(
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
whatever you do, do not think about a dripping tap
put that thought right out of your head, try not to imagine it just going drip .... drip ... drip for hours and hours
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
It's fun to stay at the S C A D

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
brb, need a piss now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Syphillis Clinic and Dosshouse.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Almost four hours on a conference call?
Fuckin ell.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Should have dialled in from your mobile.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Company mobile hasn't arrived yet
And, I've discovered recently, trying to hold a mobile between your phone and your shoulder with a torn muscle in the shoulder blade area is tricky.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
you need
achewood.com/index.php?date=05192006
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
pshshshshhsshhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhwwhwhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That' the sound of a waterfall, thundering and gushing over the edge of a cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Hahaha like you know what that sounds like
If you'd said it was the sound of a degenerate homeless AIDS-ridden alcoholic flooding his jeggings with urine in a Soho alleyway I'd have believed you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
:o(
I saw one on the telly once!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Like you'd know what a telly looks like

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I saw one in the window of Rumbelows ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=37RGagrW66o
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Oven Glove Love
We are a legitimate subgroup who deserve respect not ridicule, its not like we're larpers or fucking furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I'm not being made redundant :(
I'm getting a pay rise :)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
$K1LLZ

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Two words work pretty well when you're dealing with massive managment fuck ups.
Fuck and you
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
not really, it was constructive and dismissal.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Really, you had to play that card?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
They put me at risk of redundancy and left me off all the official documentation
treated me differently than other people in the same role who worked on different contracts, and some of the documentation explicitly said all people who worked on my contract were ring fenced and weren't going to be made redundant.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
.... so mother fucker took mother fucker's job, yahgetsme?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Safe.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
ini'tho

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Disgusting that public sector employees are been given pay rises in these tough economic times.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Well technically I'm getting my old managers job so not a pay rise a new job.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
That's ok then, as we all know the NHS really needs lots of managers.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
They need a shittonne of managers and beancounters and analysts and middlemen.
A nurse is totally useless if she's not in the right place at the right time with the right equipment and the right training in a suitable building etc etc
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

if she's not in the right place at the right time with the right equipment and the right training in a suitable building etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Yeah. Because what would be a really, really good idea
is to fuck the renumeration packages of public sector workers so hard up the arse that anyone with even a vague modicum of ability leaves to go and work in the private sector, thus leaving only the utter cretins working in the Treasury, all education between the ages of 5 and 21, the NHS, the armed forces, the police, etc etc.

Because, y'know, there's absolutely NO way that can backfire. None.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
:(((
I'm not a cretin :(((
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
That's not what I meant.
I was mostly referring to what will happen in the future with the current government's plans.

I'm fucking astounded that a pissy 1p reduction in beer makes headlines and the planned removal of progression pay in the public sector in 2015 has been completely ignored as if it's irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
The budget was a farce, apart from the NI reduction to help small businesses employ more people.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
It's hardly unexpected
Osborne is such an astounding retard even the Treasury don't know what to do with him.

The only scary thing is a creeping dread that Ed Balls would be even worse at it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Anyone who wants that job should be barred from having it.
The economy should be handled by economists not politicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
It mostly is.
That's what the Treasury and the BoE are. Most Chancellors take the advice of the Treasury and the BoE. Apparently, from what I've been told, Osborne doesn't because the Tories "know better"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

"know better" will end up as directors of the private companies that will ultimately end up owning much of the public sector, once they have left office.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
that too.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Good point.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
It's a "Paradox", I'll give you that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
No it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
How comes this one isnt' a "paradox"?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Because it doesn't contain two things that are mutually incompatible.
The two points of a paradox must be unable to both be true simultaneously, but both seem to be true as they stand alone. "para" means "beyond" and "dox" means "thought" or "opinion"

Ok, best simple example I know of, "what happens if Pinocchio says 'my nose will grow now' ? "

Everyone one knows Pinocchio's nose grows if he lies. And the statement "my nose will grow now" can either be true or a lie. But if it's a lie, his nose will grow because he's lying, but that would make the statement true. The two parts are mutually incompatible.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
That was quite good, as was the £10k tax free loans for employees to buy season tickets etc.
Neither of them new ideas or going to save the economy, but better than nothing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
But I don't even want to watch football on the telly, let alone see it live repeatedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
1/10.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I hate to sound thick, but what are "season tickets" in this context?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Annual travel tickets for commuting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
ahh

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I know, it's a real terms pay cut which is pretty significant.
That's why everyone I know with any sense in the NHS is doing all they can to move up or ship out.

The best thing they could do for the public sector would be remove the barriers from leaving for a couple of years and coming back. I think people like me and others should be flitting between public and private sector as much as possible. but it's fucking stupid how much that'll cost you on your pension alone.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
No, you're thinking of the 1% cap, which is a cunt, but understandable if not really justifiable.
The removal of progression pay will make it impossible to get a pay rise for being good at your job. At all. So you're left with a job that pays you the same whether you are good or shite. And that amount is pathetically poor compared to equivalent workload, responsibility and skill levels in the private sector. And they are trying to streamline the public sector.

So who's going to leave? those with ability, the people you really need to make these departments work better and more efficiently? Or those who can't fucking find their arse with both hands? It doesn't take a genius to see how rapidly this is all going to be totally fucked into a cocked hat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
They say they're only stopping automatic pay progression. Not performance related progression...
I'll have to look into it more.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
There is no automatic pay progression in the public sector
check your contract. It's all technically performance related.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
yeahhh buuuuuttt, it's basically automatic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
basically, yes it is.
But if they tinker with that it will do one of two things - nothing at all, or mean that no-one ever gets a pay rise. There is no possible middle ground on this because of the way the system works. The system itself and the attitudes surrounding it needs reforming. Not the pay practice. And if you want a better, more streamlined public sector, you don't cut pay. You increase pay and then get rid of those who underperform. Given that's how any fucking half decent company works it's beyond belief that the Tories can't grasp that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Could they put in 24 month contracts like the mobile phone companies?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Oh come now. Yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Haha says "top 1% earner" Battered, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
It worked well

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Battered wouldn't earn that much if the rest of us weren't so utterly shit at everything.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I'm not shit in any way shape or form

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I'

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Well done sir
Take some points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Whiskey, cars, high end gaming, US tv shows, and sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
+ music.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

everything everyone has said in this thread what I had to eat/am planning to eat/ate sometime this month/want to eat/saw someone eat on telly once
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
The only answer to all of those is YM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Alright Burtons?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Yehudi Menuen?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
but it's ok to talk about what we are eating RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I have a horrible feeling I shall be watching that all day

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
My only wish is that it was set to music

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
'Got to Keep On' by the Cookie Crew, would be my first choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Wise choice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I was thinking 'Jungle Love' by Morris Day and The Time

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
New thread please
Something about cocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Girls discussing having a posh wank whilst "dropping clots"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
NO CLOT CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Heroes.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

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