Alt: The Bangles, by virtue of all being dirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock.

I have a Girls Aloud cover of Teenage Dirtbag. It's not good, you understand, but I think it's the only one I have so it must be my favourite.

I'd probably not kick the ginger one out of bed for farting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

...because you wouldn't have let her anywhere near the bed in the first place
I mean, a Liverpool fan. You wouldn't, be honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I'm married to one.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Of Girls Aloud?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Nearly
a Liverpool fan
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Well fuck me
You should be given some kind of ceremonial ambassadorship by the UN or something. I strongly suspect that one, or both, of you must be either incredibly patient or spectacularly good in bed. Probably her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I should be president of the world
I married a Newcastle fan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

My girlfriend is an Arsenal fan.
She gets annoyed every saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)

You take her up the Arse at the weekend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I've heard he gets right up to the clock end with her.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Blimey, weekly PMT
ouch
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Woah. Brave man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I think you'll find the word is stupid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

It's probably going to get a bit tricky with children
But otherwise its fine. It's not like the scousers are actually competition any more ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Ordinarily I'm all for people supporting their local team
and would advocate your kids doing this, but you live in Scotland don't you, where they haven't invented football yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Plus my local team are Hibs
so ... y'know... fuck off. I'm not having any child of mine support a team who are more concerned with bigotry than football. If I want that they can support Monty ... LOLcopters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

*nose/point*
On the other hand if they support Man Utd they'll never learn about hardship. Forest are available.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I was thinking of going to a Dons game next month.
Brentford
Crawley
Swindon or
Scunthorpe

No idea which one if any would be a good game.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I'd have said Swindon when Di Canio was in charge
cos at least you'd be assured some touchline japery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

You can get 20 tickets for £100 for some dons games at the moment.
I'll see if i can get 20 people interested.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I can't reply to this without being mean

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)