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Holy Shit Girls Aloud have split up :(who was your favourite? I liked the ginger.
Best Girls aloud Track?
Alt: Best girl band ever?
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You're starting a music thread?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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*checks profile for LOLfakery*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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It's mainly a news thread, seeing as this is the biggest news story today.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
The black one. Until she started talking in that ghastly northern 'accent'.Alt: The Shangri-La's or the Ronettes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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Upvoting Shangri-La's here.RIP Shadow Morton 4EVAINRHARTZ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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There's a live LP someone played me once which is fucking amazing(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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I only recently heard that Mary Weiss did a solo album a year or two back.Have you heard it? Is it any good?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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I have not. Let me know when you find out pls(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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I wish your throat would join them(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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I wish you'd grow up, drop this sneery 'everything is fucking shit' attitude and get a bloody haircut.For God's sake man, you're nearly forty, not fourteen.
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Can I scab a tenner off you til July?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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only if you mow my lawn, wash my car and polish my doorknob. Bloody teenagers.STRIKETHROUGH DOOR!
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By that token, you should probably take those shit piercings out.(
Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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Yeah, probably because they're against the dress code.Piercings are shit and for women, rebellious kids and pricks. Which is why they're against every corporate dress code ever.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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What I'm saying here, right, is that taking the piss out of someonefor looking a certain way, at a certain age, is at best hypocritical.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:50,
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my comment to Monty was in jest. not taking the piss.So no hypocrisy on my part here. Monty was aware of this, and the irony of me teasing him about his appearance when I too choose to look a certain way.
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it's pretty new to me, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Good cover of Heard it Through the GrapevineViv Albertine - still would.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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I love that record.I have the 12 but I've never played it out.
Sad times.
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Really?I have dangle balls on a ten inch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Unless these girls are all over the age of 16, I'm not interested.Alt: I'd say the Supremes.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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the bog trottershe just looks dirtier than the rest
alt: The Bangles
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The one who married the gay black guy in a TOTALLY LEGITIMATE wedding.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Peepl fink ayem a racist like i better gannan marry a black fella like man pet(
Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:50,
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I'm going to be completely honest here and say that if any of them showed an interest, they'd be my favourite.One at a time or all at once; it's your choice, girls.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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I don't care about girls aloud, I'm writing my blackboards today. Any suggestions for funny stuff?
I've got to include the new menu in it, and twitter, otherwise, it's just general blackboard stuff.
Go
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:51,
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The pub i was in last night had a sign saying "our house wine is jaegermiester" you shouldn't do that.
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Winders strikes me more as a Lambrini girl.Maybe he should put that?
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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Errrrr"Windy Pig's pub for closet cases, putting the 'gay' in 'London Pride'"?
Oh wait, soz, you said funny. I'm out.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:52,
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well, I appreciate the effort. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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to be honest, I'm just happy for someone to talk to. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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It might come to that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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How come pub blackboards are normally well done.When your average pub employee probably didn't spend that much time in school?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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actually, most pub managers I know outside of the big chain brandsWere academically fairly good, but had no patience for university or just found they enjoyed the work and lifestyle.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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I saw something funny on a pub blackboard once.Can't remember what it was though, soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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cool. thanks tangles. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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are these menu boards, ot the one that goes outside?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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they go outside. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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lots of pubs seem to do famous quotes...but I guess you knew that"The windy pig arms - a safe place when your beeriod hits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Funny-bar-chalkboard-signs8.jpg
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I quite like the bitterness of thisi.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/15/article-2173990-140DC67C000005DC-297_634x474.jpg
Put shit quotes from trip advisor on
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I am somewhat torn on this threadOn the one hand, it's something I can contribute to, at length.
On the other, am gutted I didn't get to see them on their farewell tour. My sister went on Tuesday. My boss has seen them four times. Bastard.
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The only way I want to see them is naked(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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The only way I want to see them is in a Japanese bath covered in sand(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:59,
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time to wake up Martin, you've "wet" the bed again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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Sarah Harding. She was fit and I bet she took it up the shitpipe.Ooooh, tricky. Probably "The Show" or "Love Machine", possibly "Something Kinda Ooh". Also "The Promise" and "Biology".
Alt: Girls Aloud, by fucking miles.
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First sign of a bumderWhen a woman has perfectly good woman bits to place your winky in the typical bumder will always seek out the shitpipe as a first port of call.
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Oh for gods sakes SHUSHThese are inner circle secrets you're giving away, the Pink Mafia will be all over you like baby oil on buttocks
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No-one wants to know how many "inner circles" you've breached, thanks.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I have a soft spot for the Runaways - a HARD SPOT MORE LIKE!!!One girl group who get little credit are Detroit's Pleasure Seekers, who featured a young Suzi Quatro. They were great for a while.
The best 'girl group style' song, to my mind, is 'Boy From New York City' by the Ad-Libs. Not properly a girl group though as only the singer was a 'chick'.
As you were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:07,
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He'll be telling us he tag fucked Cyndy Lauper with The Great Suprendo next(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:10,
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Ohhhh girls just wanna have bum(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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Whilst Nigella looked on and fingered her own bumhole(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:12,
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+ with Geoff Suprendo's ladles and jellyspoons(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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Well SO-RRY for answering the question.We all know your favourite band is Ether Nett and the Cables so why not let someone else have a turn for once eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:12,
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i read this 3 times before I knew what you were on about :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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I didn't know there were that many lurkers here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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When at school there was girl call Deborah.Alternative lyrics to that song were created in her honour. Somthing along the lines of:
'flat tits, fat arse, huge smelly clitty, you're looking at the girl that we call Sweaty Betty, it's Deborah'.
I have no idea why, nor why I remember this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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probably because you invented it you terriblle bullylol though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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I couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for wigan in the back of the scrum?(
Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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Best lyric ever from the macc lads (different song)'close your legs love, your meat smells'
'but it keeps the flies off me chips'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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My personal one was:I believe in Animal Testing
(Moooooooooooo)
That's a cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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I think it's their best song(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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'Now he's a poof' was splendidly offensive.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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"I'd like to make a contribution to your CUNT!"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits
He's gone to pot, shaved his head, he's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed
AIDs and herpes? He's got them, the evidence is written all over his bottom.
Now he's a poof, he's got gonhorrea
Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,
Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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Or"I've got me airgun out for the Jehovah's Witnesses"
"Would have swung for less gas at Nuremberg"
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Mixed the lines up, it'sDon't want to know about politics, I'd
rather scrape the cheddar off my dick,
And save the smelly bits for Jehovah's
Witnesses.
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A girl from my school who was known as "He-Man" is now smoking hot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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From my experience Flat chested and acne at school, hotter as they get older.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)
This is spot on actuallyI was flat chested and had acne in school, and look at me now
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You be careful out there Batteredarticles.orlandosentinel.com/2013-03-20/news/os-penis-biting-attack-20130320_1_deputies-report-escort
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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he's already had one close callmetro.co.uk/2009/07/02/wrestling-midgets-killed-by-fake-hookers-238549/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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Can't be arsed to read through all thishas anyone mentioned the 5 6 7 8's
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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good call and no, they haven't(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:27,
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Woo Hoo(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:34,
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Teehee(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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Alt: The Bangles, by virtue of all being dirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock.I have a Girls Aloud cover of Teenage Dirtbag. It's not good, you understand, but I think it's the only one I have so it must be my favourite.
I'd probably not kick the ginger one out of bed for farting.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:26,
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...because you wouldn't have let her anywhere near the bed in the first placeI mean, a Liverpool fan. You wouldn't, be honest
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I'm married to one.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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Nearlya Liverpool fan
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:30,
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Well fuck meYou should be given some kind of ceremonial ambassadorship by the UN or something. I strongly suspect that one, or both, of you must be either incredibly patient or spectacularly good in bed. Probably her.
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I should be president of the worldI married a Newcastle fan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:31,
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You take her up the Arse at the weekend?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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I've heard he gets right up to the clock end with her.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:13,
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Woah. Brave man.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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I think you'll find the word is stupid(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:36,
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It's probably going to get a bit tricky with childrenBut otherwise its fine. It's not like the scousers are actually competition any more ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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Ordinarily I'm all for people supporting their local teamand would advocate your kids doing this, but you live in Scotland don't you, where they haven't invented football yet.
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Plus my local team are Hibsso ... y'know... fuck off. I'm not having any child of mine support a team who are more concerned with bigotry than football. If I want that they can support Monty ... LOLcopters.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:40,
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*nose/point*On the other hand if they support Man Utd they'll never learn about hardship. Forest are available.
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I was thinking of going to a Dons game next month.Brentford
Crawley
Swindon or
Scunthorpe
No idea which one if any would be a good game.
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I'd have said Swindon when Di Canio was in chargecos at least you'd be assured some touchline japery.
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You can get 20 tickets for £100 for some dons games at the moment.I'll see if i can get 20 people interested.
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The tall blonde oneI dunno any of their tracks, soz, I'm a grown man.
Alt: The Donnas.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:30,
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Teach them well and let them show the way.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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The greatest GLOVE of allllllll(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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A grown man who likes The Donnas?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:34,
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AA likes the Donnas.Especially when in combination with pakoras, tandoori chicken pieces, coleslaw and chips, all in a pizza box.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:36,
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A) Go fuck yourselfB) The Donnas are shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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Ginger oneJump
Alt: Gallhammer, LOL(!) They're absolutely fucking awful
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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Alt: Ok, the groups you've all missed include:The Cookies, The Shirelles, The Crystals, The Marvelettes, Martha and the Vandellas and of course one of the best bands to come out of Coventry - The Orchids.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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I want this:www.discogs.com/Various-Girls-In-The-Garage/release/942128
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:41,
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www.fritzl.com/Various-Girls-In-The-Cellar/12335
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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It's a great compilationI bought it for a friend a few years ago.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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It never arrived mate, please order me another one x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:46,
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In other news, so far there are a couple of songs that are 'alright' on the Mary Weiss album, but it's nothing special.She's still got a cracking voice though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:47,
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This is also a good compilationwww.discogs.com/Various-Where-The-Girls-Are/release/3465447
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:49,
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This oddity came up when I was looking for that:www.discogs.com/Cock-And-Ball-Torture-Where-Girls-Learn-To-Piss-On-Command/master/44606
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:50,
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Also this one, if you like French Pop (and who doesn't?)www.discogs.com/Various-Swinging-Mademoiselles/release/918357
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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The best thing to ever come out of Coventry was the smoke and wailing in 1940.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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All girl bands (but not 'girl groups'):Electrelane, Shonen Knife, The Feminine Complex, Le Tigre, Babes in Toyland, Sleater-Kinney, Au Revoir Simone, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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