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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:27, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Tables
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Times

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Guardian
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Angel

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Mengele
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Auschwitz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Community service.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)
National service

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Uniform fucking
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Unicorn hunting

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

National Service
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)
HEYWAITAMINUTE............

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Fit?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)
You missed loads of cool stuff today including this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907191#post1907195
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
what the blue blazes did you google for to find that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)
He he
That my friend I'm taking to the grave
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)
i'm having a beer

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)
spare me your life story

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)
whoah easy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)
with your alcohol abuse in the past are you sure that's wise?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)
just one cant hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)
I'm here for you big guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I'm going to be Djing at a metal night in Oxford soon.
I'm doing the downstairs bar. Any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)
I've only got the one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)
alright double h,
I've just come home to a letter announcing a pay rise for me. Good old George Osborne.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)
\o/
The milky bars are on you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)
where are you based HH,
Wondering of we've got any pubs near you that I might be at soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)
That brewery I spoke of the other day
Has it's own excellent pub
I'll Gaz you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I have loads of tips for DJing small spaces

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)
This is going well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)
We are all hanging out on the
/super secret board
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Jimmy Hill are you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Yoda you are

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Do a new one then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Nah, just passing. I've got Shizzle to do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Sorry Jeffers where are my manners
I hope you have made a full recovery
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Yeah, recovered
Just looking for a new contract this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:34, Reply)
The Assassination business has gone to shit since 2008

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Hmmm, Shizzle, you say?

Don't think I know her.

Good luck on your travels.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)
haha, yeah
yeah

haha

"internet"
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I wanna go chessington world of adventures.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Maybe the toilet facilities are really good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I'd pull down my kecks on the vampire ride and break a world record.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)
I like the bubbleworks

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)
If I had a theme park, I'd call it the Jeffington World of Adventure.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Hareton Towers would still be better

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
I wouldn't have any disabled parking at Jeffington World of Adventure
Just to keep the mongs at a sensible level. I'll bet your car park would be wall-to-wall blue badges.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:26, Reply)
A big hill and wheelchair friendly Zorbs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Plastic ball.... meet spastic Paul.
That's how I imagine your friendly Zorbs to behave.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I'd have one of those ones that is like a pirate ship that swings back'n'forth but my one would actually go all the way 'round.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)
I'm distraught.
Having to reset my telly box thing which means all recordings lost. This is Hawkwind Do Not Panic, History of Ancient Britain, Festivals Britannia, the lot. Most upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Torrent them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I don't know how, future boy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)
ask Al xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I'll just get a 'torrent' of abuse

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)
suck it up then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)
fucking load of use you are

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)
This'll cheer you right up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtM9FUbwSlQ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)
It gets no better than this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdqhm_Lqe8
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Is this Stunned by any chance

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Nah the man's nails

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)
No.
Only because this chap hasn't gone for a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)
He just gets to the wet floor sign at the end
I bet he has a piss then
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:01, Reply)
He has two if they've left the sign out and the floor is actually dry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)
:(
2 zings cut the deepest
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:06, Reply)
I can help
a bit

soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/lost-johnny-1
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)
blimey, that goes on a bit doesn't it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

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