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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd write a song about ample sponges if I could get anything to rhyme with it

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:58, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
oh won't you sample
my ample
sponge

it wipes the tagnuts
from under
your clunge
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)
It scrapes the gunge
And day old grunge
From your fat clunge
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)
ALL TOGETHER NOW

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02, Reply)
ohhh I'll help you to expunge
the gunge around your clunge
oily massage followed by an ample sponge
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Genius
What sort of tune? The death march?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)
eh? I was thinking an upbeat George Formby vibe

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)
You're the musician
I guess that you've got fuck all to be upbeat about if you're buying an ample sponge though
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Like a round
One line at a time
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)
it helps you to refresh
that apron of porkflesh
and keeps your blurter clean and free from gunge
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)
amorous clunges

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I watched the momo again
He's so pretty
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)
he went crazy upside down apeshit earlier

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:04, Reply)
He's so cute
He would make me do that fucking infuriating baby talk shit.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I just realised I spend a significant portion of my day telling him not to eat things

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)
That's because he doesn't listen the first time

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)
you well fancy Momo
you're a closet Momosexual
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)
I don't do birds
But if I did, I reckon momo would be in with a shot yeah
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Buzbylolz

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)
I SAW FRANKS KEY BOARD EARLIER
When MOMO was raping his wallet
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)
The bird lives in stockport
What did you expect him to do but raid a wallet?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)
around 2.50 in that video he briefly considers shagging my wallet

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Yep I saw that
He was probably thinking about African Greys at the time
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)
His bird brain: hmmm it's flat and leather, not warm and feather
Fuck it I'll fuck it anyway
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:13, Reply)
more Momo bird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpwbQPM9rnY
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)
shit the bed, he's actually quite intelligent sometimes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqKI0gPrwxM
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)
You Missed my
"Dozer turning up at Battered shed uninvited" thing this morning you would have liked it
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

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