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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd write a song about ample sponges if I could get anything to rhyme with it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:58, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
oh won't you sample
my ample
sponge

it wipes the tagnuts
from under
your clunge
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)
It scrapes the gunge
And day old grunge
From your fat clunge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)
ALL TOGETHER NOW

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02, Reply)
ohhh I'll help you to expunge
the gunge around your clunge
oily massage followed by an ample sponge
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Genius
What sort of tune? The death march?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)
eh? I was thinking an upbeat George Formby vibe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)
You're the musician
I guess that you've got fuck all to be upbeat about if you're buying an ample sponge though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Like a round
One line at a time
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)
it helps you to refresh
that apron of porkflesh
and keeps your blurter clean and free from gunge
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)
amorous clunges

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I watched the momo again
He's so pretty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)
he went crazy upside down apeshit earlier

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:04, Reply)
He's so cute
He would make me do that fucking infuriating baby talk shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I just realised I spend a significant portion of my day telling him not to eat things

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)
That's because he doesn't listen the first time

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)
you well fancy Momo
you're a closet Momosexual
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)
I don't do birds
But if I did, I reckon momo would be in with a shot yeah
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Buzbylolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)
I SAW FRANKS KEY BOARD EARLIER
When MOMO was raping his wallet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)
The bird lives in stockport
What did you expect him to do but raid a wallet?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)
around 2.50 in that video he briefly considers shagging my wallet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Yep I saw that
He was probably thinking about African Greys at the time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)
His bird brain: hmmm it's flat and leather, not warm and feather
Fuck it I'll fuck it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:13, Reply)
more Momo bird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpwbQPM9rnY
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)
shit the bed, he's actually quite intelligent sometimes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqKI0gPrwxM
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)
You Missed my
"Dozer turning up at Battered shed uninvited" thing this morning you would have liked it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

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