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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My sister is having a house warming party.
Great, booze and food I thought but nooooooo its a murder mystery night so I have to dress up and act.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:57, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Oh fuck
My missus likes that sort of thing....I find it repellant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
It was your wife, in the lounge, with a book.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

lounge face
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Actually it was on the stairs
She had the high ground and everything, hardback book hurled down the stairs to the back of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
What a fucking coward she is


The ONLY response
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Haha
Oh man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)
That always amuses me. What a douchebag.
And she's all staring at him whilst he's winding up for it like "whatchoo doin', man?" and then after he stands back all like "yeah, bitch".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
That is still one of my Fav gifs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Your wife sounds well lol.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
It was your mum, in the bedroom, with 2 litres of baby oil & 6 squaddies.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Have you ever met squaddies?
You really wouldn't. No matter how much baby oil they had.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
His mum would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I really dread to think what my parents got up to when they were squaddies...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
My mum is younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Age is no barrier to deviancy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I know, I just thought I'd make you feel old

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
What the I don't even...
Are you Freefair?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I have no idea how old battered is really but he's older than monty and monty is ancient

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

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