
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread

It's a double "fuck-you" at expensive watch owners as it contains a proper swiss movement, keeps perfect time, is indistinguishable from from the real thing and cost less than £100.
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

so it never stops and it never gets out of time.
It was only a few hundred quid which I don't think is unreasonable for a watch.
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

so cost per use by now is less than 30p. And if I keep it for ten years (which I'm sure I will) it will be very good value for money.
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

If I think it's starting to lose time I just have a quick wank. Sorted.
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I'm not that bothered if it's a minute or two out.
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

It's black. It's quite cool. It didn't cost five grand.
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

AN ALARM CLOCK AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Oh, and a stopwatch, and it glows in the dark so you can see it.
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread