I'd properly do Mussolini's granddaughter

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She'd come on time at least

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

I'd "hang her upside down from a lamp post"
if you catch my drift!
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I don't think I understand what you mean by that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I mean I'd hang her upside down from a lamp post

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I thought it was a fairly straight forward concept

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Is it a Star Wars reference?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Isn't everything?
The story that won lat weeks qotw was a torturous Star Wars pun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)

My favourite sock account on qotw at the moment is the one called Star Wars who replies with 'Star Wars' to everything.
Simple, but funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Agreed

Cheers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

that's Shambles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)

That's what I assumed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

f*** o** back to your m****e and p*** to your s**-****d m****y-h****d e******t g** you s****y p*******i h***u w*g
wow, I hope that post doesn't get deleted by a mod
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Cor I'd 'muscle' her 'lini'
Not sure where I'm going with this one, if I'm honest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Nowhere good...morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Morning Nakers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Little tangles got you up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Yeah
It's Mrs tangle's turn for a lie-in, so I've got two of the buggers bothering me.
How's the mini-ape? She must be in full-on adorable mode, the age she is now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

About 20 months old
And completely hilarious and gorgeous. God knows where she gets it. Add in the odd tantrum and we have a parental rollercoaster
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)