Sunday innit
Post shit here, now, ok?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 7:50, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd properly do Mussolini's granddaughter

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:07, Reply)

She'd come on time at least

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

I'd "hang her upside down from a lamp post"
if you catch my drift!
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I don't think I understand what you mean by that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I mean I'd hang her upside down from a lamp post

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I thought it was a fairly straight forward concept

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Is it a Star Wars reference?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Isn't everything?
The story that won lat weeks qotw was a torturous Star Wars pun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)

My favourite sock account on qotw at the moment is the one called Star Wars who replies with 'Star Wars' to everything.
Simple, but funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Agreed

Cheers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

that's Shambles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)

That's what I assumed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

f*** o** back to your m****e and p*** to your s**-****d m****y-h****d e******t g** you s****y p*******i h***u w*g
wow, I hope that post doesn't get deleted by a mod
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Cor I'd 'muscle' her 'lini'
Not sure where I'm going with this one, if I'm honest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Nowhere good...morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Morning Nakers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Little tangles got you up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Yeah
It's Mrs tangle's turn for a lie-in, so I've got two of the buggers bothering me.
How's the mini-ape? She must be in full-on adorable mode, the age she is now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

About 20 months old
And completely hilarious and gorgeous. God knows where she gets it. Add in the odd tantrum and we have a parental rollercoaster
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

my favourite sock account is Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I like that one you run
Phudree
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Nobody likes that one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Aye, I luuuv turquoise shirts, me. Especially with pink highlights.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

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( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)

k

( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)

alright

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Alright Ben Fogle off of the telly

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

alright you fat cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Get fucked you fat spastic

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)

6 hours of thinking time for this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I've got a serious first world problem.
Normally I have a nice relaxing and usually horrific poo when I get to work on a Sunday, but the cleaner is still here, and I feel guilty making a mess of his frankly very food handiwork while he's still here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Just walk in, drop trou, take a shit and look directly into his eyes.
Maybe give him a wink as you crimp off the first turd
He'll admire you
( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

he's gone now.
I've pooped.
I've got loads of work to do today theo. Rubbish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I'm hungover to fuck and had barely any sleep
GOOD SUNDAYS ALL ROUND
( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I slept like a log
and I don't have work today or yesterday or any other saturday or sunday

just sayin
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

smyls

( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

CHEVRON EXTENDOMATIC

( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

where?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

chevron

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Where?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

ON THE STAIRS, YOU STUPID WOMAN.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

YOU HORRID TART

( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

just how food is it?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Am I a terrible person for wanting to make one of these?
www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp

Not to, you know, put on Monty's doorstep then knock and run away, nothing like that, just for fun explosion times.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)