I've got a serious first world problem.
Normally I have a nice relaxing and usually horrific poo when I get to work on a Sunday, but the cleaner is still here, and I feel guilty making a mess of his frankly very food handiwork while he's still here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just walk in, drop trou, take a shit and look directly into his eyes.
Maybe give him a wink as you crimp off the first turd
He'll admire you
( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

he's gone now.
I've pooped.
I've got loads of work to do today theo. Rubbish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I'm hungover to fuck and had barely any sleep
GOOD SUNDAYS ALL ROUND
( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I slept like a log
and I don't have work today or yesterday or any other saturday or sunday

just sayin
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

smyls

( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

CHEVRON EXTENDOMATIC

( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

where?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

chevron

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Where?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

ON THE STAIRS, YOU STUPID WOMAN.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

YOU HORRID TART

( Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

just how food is it?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)