Ahahahahaha
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

Wouldn't square ones still hurt?
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:20, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

DON'T CLICK IT'S TUBGIRL

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Whenever you think people can't be more stupid, someone always comes along and proves you wrong.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

We just saw that on the news.
It was a serious WTF? Killer flapjacks?
maybe the kids should just be fork-fed by a responsible adult.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Wouldn't it just be easier to tell the children that they're not supposed to throw food?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Don't be silly.
That would infringe their human rights. Children need to have freedom of expression.

Of course, if they happen to be expressing the fact that they're mannerless plebs with shit parents, then so be it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Oh yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

s'against their 'ooman rights, innit?
can't be directing them towards being good little boys and girls, the naughty teachers would be oppressing them or pedos or somefink!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I remember once speaking to a parent about teaching their child manners
and she actually said "That's the school's job"

There's no wonder the kids are so awful when that's what they've got at home.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Surely, nanny state etc aside
this is an example of a situation where the only possible response should be "Hahahahaha! You fucking twat!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Again
you can't say that to kids because you'll affect their self-image.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

But surely the issue in this case is that a flapjack was thrown at someone's head. Not how pointy it was.
I reckon the head fucking loves flapjacks and said "How many of these triangles have we got left? 50? OK, take them to my office, they're banned"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I'm going to have these terrible, awful weapons...erm....destroyed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

It's canvey island
they probably think that triangles are illegal immigrants from triangland.

Or that they're witchcraft.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Badge start a new thread this one has about run it's course

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I don't do starting threads, hh, I've just not got the mojo.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)