I've heard sex is messy,
and i don't relly like mess.

alt: I'd like b3th to be my boss, so I could put all my hours on in the morning, but not do any work and she's never notice because she's not out of bed till 4.

altalt: I didn't see the interview, how bad was it? I sort of feel it's a bit unfair to drag up stuff from his past that he's already been through at least twice, on his 2 succesful bids to be mayor of London.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mornings are overrated.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

i love the morning,
I feel funny being in bed all day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I'd rather be going to bed at 5am than getting up then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

what if Mr B3th's heart needs restarting in the wee hours?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

see, this makes no sense to me,
nothing is happening at 5am, there are no good films on, or pubs open, or stuff to go and do, it's dark and generally cold. If you're up and about by 9ish, you can do all sorts of stuff. I mean, sure, you can hang out with your mates at 5am, but if you do it at a normal time, you can also spontaneously fuck off to a pub, or pop down to the river and take a boat ride, or go to the cinema. everything good happens before about 2am these days. maybe 3 am if you've had a late start on the booze.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

What you're forgetting here
is that I have no friends. my friends all live on the computer and in the television.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

so you're a vampire?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

That would be pretty cool.
Better than being a zombie, I suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

b3th is really a cat burglar
They based that film "Entrapment" all on her and the Sean Connery lookalike Mr B3th
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

it's a waste innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

It was pretty excruciating
Eddie Mair has a fantastically chilling delivery. I agree up to a point but Boris trades so heavily on his affable twat image that he can hardly complain when he gets his cage rattled.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

He didn't.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Hasn't he said it was a fair cop, or something?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

there;s only one fair cop in this crazy world, Sheriff John Burrnell
*WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bodyform, bodyfoprm for yoioooooooooooou*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

well, he was put through the ringer by all and sundry both times he has stood for mayor,
from the article i read, both the big talking points were brought up back then, and still, the majority of londoners preferred him to the other candidates. He's done it now, lets focus on his behaviour since the election, not everything else.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I think it's a bit unreasonable to hold politicians up to standards
that we don't hold other people to. I bet that Mair bloke has said some unpleasant things on the phone, too. To insult somebody on the television is just out of order.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I agree with that last point, what Boris says to his mates when no-one SHOULD be listening is nobody's business but his own
As regards things like marital and professional honesty... I don't think a bit of integrity is too much to ask from our potential future PM. Winders makes a good point about that ground having been raked over before though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

If you have to go back to 1990 to find something unpleasant
that somebody else once asked from him, then that's probably not too bad, really.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

The more I think about this the more unreasonable his treatment is
Especially since, again now I think of it, the interviewer hardly touched on anything current.

Nonetheless, live by the sword of modern mass media...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)