I spoke to Barclaycard on the phone recently
and the chap I spoke to (in India maybe?) was named 'Ronaldo Fernandez'. Funny, because he didn't have the latin twang that you imagine a Ronaldo Fernandez to have.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 16:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Best one I ever had was 'hallo my name is Steve Davis'.
I properly laughed at him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)

A friend of mine worked for the UK arm of a call centre company
He said they had about 12 David Beckhams and 8 Alan Shearers in their India office.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

no wonder no one could understand anything said

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)

this is funny yeah, because normally you can't understand what's said as the telephone operator is Indian and as such has a thick Indian accent
but what I'm inferring is that as the workers were called Alan Shearer and Davis Beckham then they were hard to understand due to their respective estuary and Geordie accents!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Wow, what are the chances of that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I had some Indian fella giving it the 'hallo my name is Dave' the other day.
I insisted he call me Sanjay. When he said 'That is not your name' I pointed out he started the whoke fake-name thing first and no, I didn't have time to do his survey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)

You didn't really did you Jeff
it's just something you read on the internet ISN'T IT
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Don't tell me Jeff is a liar?
That shatters my whole world, LiC.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)