Evening thread that I can be in.
How's your evening panning out? I'm trudging through end of financial year paperwork at work. I'm having a beer too, and I can't decide if it's helping.
What you up to? other than shouting at b3th and looking at naked frisbee players of course?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:01, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

sympather reply
before AB posts cock-frizbees.

hey piggles.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)

I won'r be posting no jizzbees, don't want no banhammering.
OH NO, WAIT.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)

hey Cq,
you alright?
I'm so bored of financial paperwork.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)

not bad, quite good reaally, undether cicumstances.
fuck it, I'm tired of pretending, I'm fucking awesome.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

oh yeah?
why so good?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

hard to explain
not much to loose so gonnna have to win this one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:35, Reply)

cool,
well, I'm glad you're feeling good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:37, Reply)

LOTW is that way >

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

watching The Godfather Part 2.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I watched Resident Evil 5 at the weekend
it wasn't great

they should stop making those films now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

oh, so you're a fucking film critic now as well as a careers advisor?
Wanker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

I'm just telling it like it is
the film wasn't great
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

the Resi films are shit
The best Resi game is 4.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

well yeah, I would play computer games but I'm not actually 12 years old

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

But you'll watch a film spinoff.
Are you fifteen years old?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:23, Reply)

I'd watch any old shit that had Milla Jovovich in a tight outfit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:27, Reply)

with the possible exception of end of year paperwork

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:27, Reply)

what kind of stupid cunt spends his evening doing "end of financial year paperwork " ?
a fucking MASSIVE cunt, that's what

a fucking MASSIVE cunt who needs to find a better job
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:13, Reply)

i like my job zoggy,
thanks for your input though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

it's 10.20
you're doing paperwork

you can't possibly claim to enjoy that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

well, no, I'm not enjoying this exact aspect of my job,
but i do generally enjoy my work day to day, and have no problems with working weekends or evenings.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:21, Reply)

yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)

you know what Frank,
sometimes you really are cruel
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:24, Reply)

i need to find a better job

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)

have you finished your end of financial year paperwork?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

not yet gonna save that for christmas

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)

I might have a fancy dress end of financial year paperwork party
come as your favourite fictional accountant
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)

i would if i was invited

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

if i were invited
before frank points this out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

no i'd come regardless of wether you were invited

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:02, Reply)

and very welcome you would be too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:04, Reply)

yeh i would be if i was invited

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:26, Reply)

been out drinking on a date
i am going to have a headache tomorrow

when i am at a funeral :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:55, Reply)

did the date go well?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmmm
he was a v nice guy, and we got on well, but i can't see us doing it again. there was lots of nice chat, but no zing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:04, Reply)

fair enough,
is this an online thing or through Friends?
One of the girls at work has just started online dating, and it sounds like a bonkers world of crazy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:06, Reply)

through friends
i tried online once, met the ex.

i've dated guys from here, one nice, one cunt, one crazy.

i don't think much good can come of the internet, myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:09, Reply)

i reckon you're right about the internet not being the way forward,
the whole system of filling in forms and getting matched up sounds away too much like some sort of government control scheme to me.

I'm going to meet my first b3tans next week (except 2 that i knew before but didn't know posted here), in fact, i'm going to meet people off of the internet for the first time. I'm worried about getting stabbed up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:12, Reply)

You'll only get stabbed up if it's Amberl Puggsy.
She's WELL stabbity.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:14, Reply)

nah, meeting monty boyce and any of the other london crew that fancy a mid week pint with a pig.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:16, Reply)

i could do that
if i am invited

and if the guest list is cool enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:18, Reply)

NO GINGERS.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:20, Reply)

Hang on
How did you get on the ginger bandwagonbashing?

Anyway wp is shamelessly ginger!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:56, Reply)

Win Pug Is STRAWBERRY BLONDE.
And 'get on the bandwagon'? I've been advocating the total elimination of the Ginge Threat since FOREVER. In addition to being High Priest of The Church Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding, Emperor of ALL the penguins, Moon Fuhrer and Commander-In Chief of TEAM SPIDERS I am also Head Of The Anti-Ginge Axis.

Also, I'm LOVELY.
Yes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 26 Mar 2013, 0:21, Reply)

But I'm brunette :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 0:27, Reply)

That's like saying 'half jew'
GET ON ZE TRAIN! RAUS! RAUS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 26 Mar 2013, 0:37, Reply)

yeah, i'm not organising anything serious,
one of you lot pick a london pub, I'll be there around 7 probably.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:40, Reply)

I'd come if I had ANY time off.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

Just tell Lighty you are black, with dreads and you'll be fine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:22, Reply)

jeff
You're a cunt, you know that, right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 0:10, Reply)

alright Swipington

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Was he yet another self-obsessed gym bunny with a great bod but no brain?
Or, was he a fashion victim with an 'ironic' hat?
We NEED to know!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Busier than it should be The AWESOME Win Pug.
Because RAFers are fucking RETARDS.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:09, Reply)

alright Stuj.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:12, Reply)

Nah, fucking pissed off with the sheer incompetence of 'Our Heroes'.
Ops bloke abroard phones up wanting a forecast. ONE FUCKING MINUTE after I've finished with him the pilot on who's behalf he phoned me phones me up for the EXACT SAME FUCKING FORECAST.
Me: Your Ops chappie's just taken it down for you.
Fuckwitted pilot: Oh, but can't you just read it out to me?
Me: TALK TO YOUR OPS GUY FUCK-KNUCKLE, I'M FUCKING BUSY.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

this is why there needs to be a button on phones that punches people in the throat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:41, Reply)

Oh HELL YES!
WIN PUG! MAKING THE FUTURE BETTERER!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:48, Reply)

I feel a bit sick.
Bad dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

One for dozer...
i.imgur.com/FmQ9Xow.jpg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 0:27, Reply)