I lost my phone this morning. In my increasingly frenzied two hour search
in which I entirely removed my bed from the room as well as a number of boxes, I damned near broke my toe by dropping a server on it, I sliced my finger open and skinned various parts of my anatomy. I raged in impotent frustration, I swore to an extent that shocked my mother, I collapsed finally in morose desperation. This drama took two hours to play out.

My mum emailed ten minutes after I left the drive to say she'd found it.

I hope she doesn't look through the pictures.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I left my phone at my Mums once
I rang her and asked her to turn it off, forgetting that it said 'FUCK OFF' when you did so. She didn't find it as funny as I did.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

you have more than one mum?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Oh Frank

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Cheers.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Hiya!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I really rather like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)