LOLstats
'London's property has risen by 15% - or £140bn since the financial crisis began. That increase - just the increase - is more than the total value of all residential property in the north east of England.

London's top ten boroughs alone are worth more, in real estate terms, than all the property of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, added together.

LOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:12, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

More importantly, b3th can you mod this post please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)

At this time?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

B3th can you mod this post topless please?

( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

(o) (o)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

needs more sag

( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

What help will spinach be?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Spinach always helps

( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

OK Popeye

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

The popular page, yesterday

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

b3th can you /ac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Funniest thing is, she probably didn't actually mod it till all the whining fannies had nearly finished work.
It was still up in it's glory when I went out to the bank at 4 and was obviously modded some time between then and six.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

it is glory

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Thing is, I'd expect a post with 'b3ta mods finger dogs bums' to get modded..
...because that's quite clearly me being a massive dick. Whereas a CDC image? This place was practically built on THEM.

Basically, Edmonds is right.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

the mods finger dogs' bumholes
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

So?
House prices in Cornwall are fucking ridiculous and its still shit
( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)

problem there is
the houses are full of Londoners
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Haha no they aren't you knob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

They're full of Russkies, Yanks and Arabs.
The Londoners all live in Essex.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

the posh ones live in Surrey

( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Hello!

( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Which part of London are you from, Gaston?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

oh ok
problem there is

the houses are full of Albanians
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

That's better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I used to live
right here

there were no Albanians, just lots of Dutch lesbians
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

That looks like some kind of moon base

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

it was like Space:1999 but with lesbians in the lifts

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
collider.com/space-2099/
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Wow what a vista rich with millennia of history and architectural diversity!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

fuck history, any building over 20 years old should be demolished

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

That big red arrow must have made life easy for the postman
Haha haha get it hah ha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Silly Two Hats
The postman will be making his deliveries from inside the building. He won't be able to see the big red arrow on the outside.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Oh, of course!
Man, I feel foolish.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

could you just for once in your sad empty life spend one day not being a fucking prick all the time?
could you do that? just try?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

hahah lol haha
What?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

alright

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

yer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

*golf claps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

So what you're saying here is that London is an overpriced shithole?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Haha, yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

b3th can you mod this post please?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

problem there is
the houses are full of immigrants
( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I shall have my shower today!!* \o/
tray only
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Is it that time of the year again already?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Almost
Even the whippet won't come near me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Now would probably be a good time for your creditors to seize your property and sell it to service your debts.
You could probably buy a row of terraced houses in Middlesbrough with what's left over though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

b3th, you should probably mod this post.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

There are some crazy prices in London

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

crazy prices English people

if you look hard enough
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

roflbus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I am one of only four left inside the M25.
SEND HELP!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

HELP yoghurt and cucumber soup followed by polenta with lamb's intestines
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

WE NEED A MASSIVE CRASH
house prices are about 40% overpriced at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I'm getting mine re-valued in about a year
Bought at £330,000, probably worth £350,000 already and new kitchen going in soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

No thanks. I don't want to be in negative equity when I come to remortgage

( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Boo hoo
think of your children, Bowser and Chipotle.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Well yes, I think they are better off in a house

( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

But what about the shed?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

They can take my house!
But they will NEVA TAKE MY SHED!
( Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

That's the spirit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1440199
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Well the other thing to do is to keep building houses until house prices only rise with inflation.
That means building tens of millions of decent houses though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Where this plan consistently falls down
Is that some bright spark developer realises that what they are building is far too nice to be wasted on plebs, so they bump the prices up and sell them to rich folks instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

If they keep doing that they'll still take people out of the market.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I WISH YOU WERE IN A MASSIVE CRASH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

so?
There are plenty of commodities that have inflated prices, the classic car market for one, things like houseboats and holiday boats.
I don't see why there is so much hand wringing over this. You can't afford a house? Tough.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Housing is more important than any of the other things you've mentioned.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

why?
Can you afford your rent?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I can, but I make significantly more than the minimum wage.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

why should those on minimum wage afford the same stuff as everyone else?
Are you some sort of fucking communist.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Yes, but he wants one and can't afford one.
Therefore the system's broken, you see.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

When the average age of first time buyers is 30, there's a problem

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Yeah, there's too many people trying to buy houses.
Demand goes up. That drives the prices up. Sure, things like buy-to-let bubbles don't help, but you do know that the Government will never allow large sections of the voting public to lose their homes, don't you? This crash might be the normal result of the sort of extended recession we've had, but they've done their utmost to avoid it, almost to the exclusion of all else.

In any case, nobody has a "right" to own a home. That's a myth.

For the record, I'm 32 and I don't own my own place. I'm only eventually going to because of an unexpected inheritance. I don't believe I have any particular right to own one. If I can't afford to, that's that.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Haven't you been expecting this unexpected inheritance for quite a while now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Since October...

( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

You need to up the dosage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

They'll only loose their homes if they want to move.
They'll be "stuck in their homes" which isn't ideal but it's not like they'll be on the street.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

No, they'll lose their homes if they default on their mortgage.
Which is likely to happen in a large number of cases if the interest rates rise, which will be about the only thing that could cause the housing market crash you rather selfishly want.

I don't personally think that a bunch of families losing their houses so that I can knock a few grand of the cost of moving is a fair trade, really. Even if they did over-extend themselves buying it. Which a lot of people did, what with being desperate to own their own homes and the prices being so high.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

no, you need the 40% drop.
I'm remortgaging next year and need a healthy LTV.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

can you sort out with swipe and stunned and battered and all your usual London lot a pub,
And I'll stick it on the calendar, see if we can flush out some shut ins for comedy value.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm on it, my nig-nog
I like the Captain Kidd for its charm, its riverside view and it's proximity to my gaff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I need to get back to oxford after, so on a bus or tube route to somewhere useful would be good too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Near Paddington would be best for you.
The trains out to Oxford run all night from there.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

perfect, or on a bus route to Paddington, I don't mind the poor wagons at night.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I used them when I was in Slough.
Every hour to 1am and then every two hours thereafter. Not sure on the precise leaving time and I think it's the stopping service past 1, but it'll get you home.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I think I was gonna aim for the midnight train, so that I'm at the station in time for the 1am,
If I aim for the 1am I'm bound to get stuck on the 3am one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I'll come out to bathe
in the golden light of the pub lamps reflected in your hair, if you like.

Or if you don't, actually.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I want you there. you're my favourite.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I'll wear my special cardy.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Please don't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

If I could get there, I'd come
HTH x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I'll see you on the weekend hopefully anyway.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Hooray!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I'll come along just so I can say "I was there"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Yay. loads of London friends.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Wow, property portfolio value lols
at this time on a Tuesday as well, brave tactics there Monty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Innit doe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Can we talk about massive drugs instead?
I've actually got some at the minute so this is my chance to look cool
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Fuck yes
I'm getting fried on mushrooms on Saturday. Very excited.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I am too
with eggs and bacon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Undermining my cool claims immediately
Never done mushrooms. A bad experience with acid at Reading festival in 1997 put me off anything remotely hallucinogenic for life.

Got a couple of grams in for the weekend. Can't wait.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Mushrooms are like an nice easy version of acid.
I recommend that you use them to get over this irrational fear of yours.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I've never done mushrooms, but I'd like to
I've done acid a few times, never had a bad one, but it IS a bit mental. Something a little mellower would be cool.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

The only downside I used to find with acid is that it lasts so bloody long.
Mushrooms are a delightful halfway house - pop 'em down at lunchtime and be normal again in time for dinner.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I feel rather let down by both of them
Damn my stupid anti-drug insides
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Yes
Hmm...maybe I should start making some enquiries.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Mushroom season ent til Sep/Oct so you will be lucky to get some
My pal has grown some indoors from a kit.

If you get acid gaz me bro, I'll have ten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I can assure you it's not irrational, that was a fucking horrible experience
I'm told by anyone who'll listen to the whole story that it was all about situation and that acid can be great fun in the right place with the right people. To this, I say "fuck off, I'll stick to ecstasy thank you very much"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Acid: shite
Ecstasy: epic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Both have their place.
For me, the place for ecstasy is 'the past'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Coke is "Up the shitpipe with a biro"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

You got it bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I've never tried ecstasy, factfans.
It always looked horrific to see others on it.
Plus most ecstasy tablets sold in the UK in the last 10+ years have been more amphetamine than MDMA.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

[citation needed]

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

MDA and MDEA are cheaper and easier to make than MDMA.
Most tablets sold here in the past ten yeas have been either of those, mixed with chalk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

As it happens I couldn't get hold of any E for this weekend so have got a gram of MDMA
That'll sort me right out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

The trick with that stuff is to take it in tiny amounts rather than boshing great big lumps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Agreed
Got some charlie as well to provide individual highlights. Am actually planning when to take what according to which bands are on. Rock'n'roll spirit, right here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

A festival is like the worst place to try acid.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah I get that now
But if you got gangraped by sailors on the docks and then someone opened a pub there, you probably wouldn't go to that pub.

Unless you were me, obvs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

^correct
see also 'the pub' or 'the day before you have some family stuff on or something unpleasant to deal with'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

In my case I discovered E and lost all interest in trying other drugs
Match made in heaven, I tells ya. Other gay clubs are available.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I'd nearly driven myself insane with acid and mushrooms by the time Es came out
so I switched to them, and nearly drove myself insane, then switched to cocaine, nearly killed and bankrupted myself...something something Forest Moon of Endor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

The first time I took acid my mum arranged for me to chop up a large pile of wood the following day.
That was pleasant, in the blazing sunshine after no sleep.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

That sounds like a marvellous way to spend a Saturday.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Houses are ridiculously expensive where I am
It's depressing looking around other areas when you see that for the same price I could get something much bigger.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Male prostitutes are a varied bunch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

This is true
It very much depends on what mood I'm in. And how relaxed I am.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Plus it's cold
Like, really cold
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

It IS chilly, isn't it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

It really is
Like, really is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

^pictocock^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I could have 5 bedrooms in Milton Keynes,
Or 2 here. I don't need 5 bedrooms and I like it here. Lots of people like it here. Prices go up. I just don't look anymore and enjoy what I have.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yes, I really should stop
Thing is, I'm not terribly keen on where I live. And I'd like more rooms.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

move to Southsea.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I like Southsea even less than where I am now
And it's just started snowing. Fucks sake.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Havant?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

How dare you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Don't you have to own your house to be smug about this?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Yes. LOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I lost my phone this morning. In my increasingly frenzied two hour search
in which I entirely removed my bed from the room as well as a number of boxes, I damned near broke my toe by dropping a server on it, I sliced my finger open and skinned various parts of my anatomy. I raged in impotent frustration, I swore to an extent that shocked my mother, I collapsed finally in morose desperation. This drama took two hours to play out.

My mum emailed ten minutes after I left the drive to say she'd found it.

I hope she doesn't look through the pictures.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I left my phone at my Mums once
I rang her and asked her to turn it off, forgetting that it said 'FUCK OFF' when you did so. She didn't find it as funny as I did.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

you have more than one mum?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Oh Frank

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Cheers.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Hiya!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I really rather like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Morning Monce.
Hey, guess what I, too, am soon to be embroiled in LOLmental-ex custardy battles. we am like bros.

as for property prices, it just follows logic, London is simply worth more than the rest of the country put together, the price of property here reflects that, it's both democracy and capitalism in action, innit great?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Hey what's with the sig, dear boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

It's like you didn't read his post or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

morning Hippy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Morning CQ
Nice to see you posting again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

nice to be missed.
not been inn the mood for a while.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Like I say, about to be having fun and games over the boy
Ex wants to leave the country and take him with, I am a selfish cunt for not saying yes to this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

How old is he, CQ?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Nine I think

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

10 yesterday
which is when this all kicked off. Bitch has a sense of timing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

tell me about it.:/
I think I mostly managed to keep it away from the boy and he seemed to enjoy his birthday.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

If you have Parental Responsibility she cannot legally emigrate without your consent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

She could, just not with the kid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

well yes but we're talking about the kid here right
If she fucks off leaving the lad with him I should imagine he'd be well chuffed
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

yeah, it's be hard work, but well cool.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

If you are on the birth certificate, you do have this btw

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

but only if you are the birth certificate

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Got to have it tattooed across your chest.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I know I am!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Oh, I am definitely on the birth cert
we made sure of this because she was technically maried to some other cunt at the time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I'm not - and had to go to court to get the Parental Resposibility.
This was important for me as my ex is half Cypriot. Mind you she won't be fucking off there now, LOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I am so glad I never had a kid with my ex.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

you should be.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Yep, I know this.
she doesn't.

plus I've given in on a lot of stuff for fear she'd try to separate me from my kid, she has yet to realise that on this one she has nothing to hold over me or bully me with and she will loose. I'm actually grimlt cheerful over it all. I wish it wasn;'t happening, but the worst has happend and I'm dealing with it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

gaz me if you need help/assistance/mockery x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate
Take 'er to the facking cleaners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

If I can reach a grown up agreement I will, for the good of the kid.
if she makes it a fight she'll come off worse than she is now I reckon.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Want me to send the boys round?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

To decorate?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Nothing says "don't emigrate" like flock wallpaper and some nice coving

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

'Nothing cheers you up like new curtains, girlfriend!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I can push her down the stairs in to the cellar at the pub,
Keep her locked up for a couple of days, she'll soon give in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

/savile

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

More like /fritzl

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Savile admitted to Louis Theroux that he kept someone locked in a basement in the 60s

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I have a cup of tea and a Snickers.
This is making me feel at peace with the world.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)