Hi Windy Pig!!!
Looking forward to S3CR3TPUB-B4$H but I am concerned. You’re going back from Paddington which is in West London, which everyone knows is gash. You’re in the pub game and as such I don’t want to take you to a pub full of Ben Fogle types in mustard cords and brown brogues so we have a slight issue, do you see?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:17, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

does this mean I'm invited?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Course you are

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

er....... hello???????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

you're love of cords and brogues precludes you from proceedings

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

i like anything
except shallowness and pikeyness.

the rest is just window dressing, mein lieb.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

+ meat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Don't talk about her meat window
it's very rude.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Hiya!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I don't mind taking a bus across London to get home,
I can go from Victoria or wherever really. Bus runs to oxford all night.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Thanks for the gaz inviting me, by the way.
You Treworgey Tree Fayre prick
( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

clicken dis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

No problem you French turd.
There's not even a venue agreed yet - AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE YOU NONCE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

You know, just a little
"Hey mate, my bestest buddy, most awesomest guy I know, we're off down the pub as Winders is in town on the 4th, fancy coming? Haven't got a venue yet, but wanted you to come along so save the date!"

Kind of thing.

You know.

Manners.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Bog off Gaston.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)