Bourgoise scum.
I have mushroom curry and a mug of Tea, bliss.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Mushroom curry can be ace. As can mushroom stroganoff.

As a side dish.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)

so can sex with men.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)

You'd know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Woofter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)

every sex i've ever had has involved at least one man

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

yeah
because we believe you've had sex

VIRGIN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

i never said i'd had sex with another person

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)

it's lully.
even though I eat meat now, I still chose this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Aubergine curry and egg curry are also terrific.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)

how could cream and rice be a side dish?
silly battered.

mushroom and paprika goulash is also amazing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Isn't that similar to a stroganoff?
That has loads of paprika and some sour cream in it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:12, Reply)

i think they are really similar, but goulash is hungarian and stroganoff... isn't
i don't know!

trevorcook.typepad.com/weblog/2010/06/masterchef-fail-theres-no-paprika-in-stroganoff.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Stroganoff is Russian, so pretty close!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:19, Reply)

they are both mighty tasty
that is the most important thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Don't make me agree with you again*

* however you are correct.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

i am also always right
name me one thing where i have been wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Your hair colour, the possible suitability of Greggs Hat as a bf... need I go on?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

I fort you liked gingers????

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I do. Even married one. She's honest about being a red head, not a Swipe*
*thankfully
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)

this was my point
I thought you'd be more defensive of the ging...

fun fact: I's never had a ging, not never. I wonder what it's like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)

when I was 14/15 there was this ginger bird obsessed with sucking me off.
She was a bit mental actually.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)

the mental ones tend to be fun though
I dated a Russian with similar proclivities.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

This really happened.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)

se'sly
We didn't all have to wait to 20 to get laid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I fucking did. :(((

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)

This does not surprise me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

me neither.
In fact I think it was only due to charity that o lost it then.
I was painfully shy and had no real social life til I was 18.
I did a lot of 'firsts' rather later than most.
I feel life has been action packed enough since then to make up for it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)

my hair colour is dark brown
greggs hat is complicated, well, was, but i maintain it wasn't that wrong.

how about my views on dozer's bash? or 2.0 being for losers? etc? eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

there was no bash ya dippit wee boot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)

dozer had a bash?
who went?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Going on a date with Psychochomp.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

pffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

getting fucked by Piston

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)

aww, don't be cruel.
I bet you've had a few you regret.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)

yeah of course
We all have.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

it's be quicker to count those I don't.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

poor Cavy :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

SHE WAS THE BEST!!!!
a queen among women no one will ever replace her.

she'll come to her senses one day, if I wait long enough.

we were meant for each other.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Yeah, you are perfect together.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

I know this.
and she will to, one day....

one day...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)