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( , Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The wife gets all her shit mills and boon book off her mum and then bins them. My library is extensive and mostly hardback. Much more painful. I think I could handle a few trashy paperbacks.
( , Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Have you tried dressing like a pirate or prince or some shit? call it LARP sex
( , Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I claim to be able to write ten a week buy taking one book, crossing out any instance of the word prince and changing it to sultan/egyptian/american etc etc, other than that they are the same basic story, Man and woman meet, man and woman fuck, man and woman break up, woman discovers she is pregnant, man declares love for woman and they get back together. Only the names, jobs/titles and locations change.
( , Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

"Kiss me!" she exclaimed. "Hang on love" he replied, "I'll just go and fetch a stepladder"
( , Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

( , Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

*click* "See it wasn't even loaded you daft bitch"
( , Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
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