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'I'm Alive' by Don Fardon.
I was most pissed off when it ended up on an advert. It brings joy to my heart.
Alt: that's pretty smart. I got taken out for a slapup steak dinner with gorgeous wines not two weeks ago. I've had a lucky life though, I've had lots of free shit.
Altalt: did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre on 1989?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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Stick Treworgey up your micropenis and shit out a Tree Fayre.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Treworgey Farm is a huge expanse of wonderful scenery, populated by a variety of animals and the fabulous Hideaway Hut.
I'm not sure it would fit up his micro penis
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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AltAlt. I don't believe you have.
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Actually 'The Champ' by the Mohawks always gets me in a good mood too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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ctually 'The Champ' by the Mohawkwank
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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i 'm making notes so i can have a happy music day to start the long weekend
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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I Just Wanna Do My Thing by Edwin Starr
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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Ramblin Rose by the MC5
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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The Hustle by Van McCoy
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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hahaha
It was a revelation of Damascene proportions for the young Montgomery, his long hair flowing in the sun-dappled light of July 1989...a delicate zepyhr played around his cherubic visage, as the sounds of backwards sitar and the pungent stench of patchouli oil permeated the very ground he walked on....
'Hash for cash!' came the cry, 'LSD, 90p*' - 'why yes', thought young Montington to himself, 'why the devil not?'
*fo' real. 90p, dog.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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Crikey
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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I know! 90P!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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Flash forward 24 years
...as the blood-flecked nostrils of the haggard old roadie tried once more in vain to suck the last desperate crumbs of cocaine from the cistern of a Bristol pub.
A sharp rat-a-tat-tat on the window jolted him from his reverie....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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I can't be arsed to write any more, you'll be pleased to know
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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Brilliant Click click click click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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Another one of Cov's finest.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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