i am nibbling on lemon meringue fudge from yesterday's food fair
in terms of taps... my flat has 3 in the kitchen, and 2 in the bathroom. but that's not a house. so childhood home has... 2 in the utility room, 2 in the kitchen, 1 on the fridge, 2 in the toilet, 3 in dad's bathroom, 3 in mine, and 4 in the family bathroom plus 1 in the garage, 1 in the garden = 19 taps.

that's 4 mins of my life i'm never getting back, you terrible little man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:26, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HAHA NO EN SUITE POVVO

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

or utility room

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

or guest toilet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

you must live in somalia or somewhere like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

KENSINGTON
and i live by myself. so everything is an en-suite.

so there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Yer KENSINGTON ON SOMALIA MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i can be arsed i'll send you some food aid and a fly swatter
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

imma sit by my letterbox and wait RIGHT NOW

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

oh dear unemployed as well, how quickly your facade of respectability has failed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I CAN WORK FROM HOME
no post yet though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I'm nibbling on Levi Roots nuts
They are a bit hot LOL
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

The garden counts?
In that case, add 2 onto mine.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

it's attached to the wall of the house
so imma say it does
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I'm guessing 'dad's bathroom' is some sort of max mosley deal?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

your fragile little mind could never handle the truth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Any reappearance of fake Swipe?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

pass

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Have you upset CQ of late?
Just a theory I'm working on
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

nah
it smells of the roary one to me....... roary?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

'rachlswip smeals'
I reckon I can do better than that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

hmm good point

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)