i wonder how they dare do it the first time
i mean, you are smearing boiling hot wax onto someone's very delicate bits and then ripping it off to take their hair out at the roots. that is nerve racking stuff right there. apart from all the shit that you don't want to see, also right there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I imagine if you panic the first time you just pour the hot wax right up her chuffter and then run out while everyone's screaming

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

imagine getting it off again once it's set
shudder

i once sent bailiffs into an acupuncture place. the therapists shat themselves and ran, so the bailiffs wandered around securing goods, doing what bailiffs do best. after a while, a curtain opened, and a naked man wandered out, stuck chock-full of needles somewhere, asking plaintively when his therapist would be back to take them out.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Just bath your lowers in some cold water, then hop out, squat over a mixing bowl and push, you'll soon give birth to a beautiful wax baby

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)