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Bored...
I'm listening to dara O'Briain and pretending to work. what comedians do you like?

alt: what are you wearing?

altalt: oily massage?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:43, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FIRST

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Fuck

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I have suggested that place to the group.
Thanks.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

The quality of the beer in the first link really is excellent

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

would you mind not having this discussion in my subthread please

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Upset

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

up yours crippledick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Don't take the internet so seriously.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)

That alt: is asking for trouble
if Dozer spots it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

it opens the floor to some piss take

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Have you got your red trousers on?

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

nah, slim dark blue jeans today

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I'm wearing jeans and a hoody.
I'm well street.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Did you read my reply in the last thread?
EDIT: Andrew Marrs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

See above, yes I did thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I noticed see edit

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Hoodies are for children

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

and the unemployed

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

and for stoodents

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

and people attending a 'demo'

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

And people who have to wait for busses in this weather.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

i've got a tri-climate north face jacket for just such occasions

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

yeah that s right you did read that as tri climate

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

badoom TISH

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

*mods post*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

and monks

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

No, that's bartleby

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Jim Jeffries
Alt: Lycra, latex, leather and excessive amounts of oil-based lubricants.
altalt: No thanks, I'm already well-greased
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Afternoon.
I like quite a lot of the younger comedians that are around these days. Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy, Chris Ramsay, and most of the ones you see on TV.
I also like Mickey Flanagan, John Bishop (yeah, i said it), Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, ...

Actually, this is just a really boring list of famous people.

Alt: fuck off, you weird pervert.

AltAlt: see above.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Mickey Flanagan is a cunt of the deepest depths
Bishop...well we've covered that all i can say is I'm disappointed in you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Oh god.
If only I cared about your opinion, that would cut deeply.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I hate his hair and face most of all

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

You should hear what he says about you...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

i don't want here anything the prick says hthxx
what's up b3th?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

When someone funnier than Norman Collier comes along, I'll start watching comedy again
alt: Plentiful vestments

altalt: Thankyou no....I don't like being touched.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Seriously though
I would ROCK this
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

priest dress?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Onesie?

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Nah, I can't be doing with buttons or poppers

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah man
That's got to be all kinds of comfy.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Plus
if you put your arms inside, you can probably have a quick fiddle without anyone noticing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

See? B3th gets it!
With a bit of strategic positioning over a drain, I could piss in public and no one would know.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

is that why you where a mumu?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

No.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

justified and ancient

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Damn you bonzo!
Damn you to hell!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

mwah xxx

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

She wears that because she is justified and ancient.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

'm mixing classical elegance with rugged carhartt design

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

you know what i do for a living, right?
black suit, black jumper, grey tights, black heels. sigh.

altalt: having one at the spa on saturday ACTUALLY. but thanks for offering.

i hope they don't do happy endings. i swear the woman who does waxing at my local salon sometimes tries to slip everyone the finger.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Montymumlolz

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

i hope you trim off your clagnuts before seeing her

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

of course not
that's her job innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I always wonder about women who do waxing
and nurses who do smears.
You couldn't pay me enough to go rooting around in someone else's knickers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

said teh long term unemployed woman

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

i wonder how they dare do it the first time
i mean, you are smearing boiling hot wax onto someone's very delicate bits and then ripping it off to take their hair out at the roots. that is nerve racking stuff right there. apart from all the shit that you don't want to see, also right there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I imagine if you panic the first time you just pour the hot wax right up her chuffter and then run out while everyone's screaming

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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

imagine getting it off again once it's set
shudder

i once sent bailiffs into an acupuncture place. the therapists shat themselves and ran, so the bailiffs wandered around securing goods, doing what bailiffs do best. after a while, a curtain opened, and a naked man wandered out, stuck chock-full of needles somewhere, asking plaintively when his therapist would be back to take them out.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Just bath your lowers in some cold water, then hop out, squat over a mixing bowl and push, you'll soon give birth to a beautiful wax baby

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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

They take them off first I think
You don't have to lean them against a wall while you stuff a hand down their pants
I mean you can
but you don't have to
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

You seem to know a lot about this sort of thing Theo.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

not necessarily
some places make you pull them to one side, some places give you paper ones, some make you wave everything nekkid in the breeze.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

like seaweed in a current

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I would've thought having anything on there would just get in the way of a good WACS
but I dunno I always just do mine with a lighter and a baby bio squirter full of brandy
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

it depends how bare you are going, i think

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

A full Al

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

There's a more bare than bare? How nude is it possible to go? Do they take off the top few layers of skin too, like a hyperactive grave digger?

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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

you know
sometimes it feels as if they really, really do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

It's when they get the ladle out, that's when you run

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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

cos ur sexi nd u noe it

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

i was going to describe what she does then
but have thought better of it. let's just say, she's a wrong'un.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

~~'s a~~ fingers me in the
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

no
no ass-play
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

you're SO vanilla

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

every time
you say this with surprise

how's momobird? have you got him a new egg to fuck rather furtively for easter?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

No wonder Gregg's hat bebbe gave you the heave-ho

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

he didn't really
i told him not to contact me again. which has worked for... 6 days now.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

have you ever got the feeling that you're completely wasting your time with him ...

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

no, i think it's entirely healthy and fulfilling

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

6 days? What the actual fuck?
Thought he'd got the heave months ago - again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

he did
he came back

he heaved

he came back

i heaved

he came back

lather, rinse, repeat

but this time it's OVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

up the blurter?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

i wasn't 100% sure what a blurter was
it could refer to one of a number of orifices, surely?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

i assumed poop-chute

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

that says a lot about your arse and the noises it makes

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

The use of "everyone" in your last paragraph
makes me think that you sit around in the waiting room with strangers going "does she try to finger you, too? wierd, innit?"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

hang on, I thought all women were lesbians?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I keel you

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

YES!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I don't really 'like' comedians, they all seem a bit regrettable after the first 'oh hey this guy is funny' euphoria wears off
alt: black pants, one red sock one grey sock, brown boots, black jeans, green t-shirt.

altalt: no u
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Ross Noble, John Bishop, Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Billy Connolly, Bill Bailey
Alt: White striped shirt, black trousers, shoes.

AltAlt: Not from you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

another vote for john Bishop, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

He's a toothy scouse prick.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I don't like Bishop either.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

no need to bash him!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

wanker

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I hope jim davidson is ok

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

he's about our level i think

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

far too sophisticated

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Being a bit of a lefty
I tend to go and see comedians like Marcus Brigstocke, Chris Addison, and Jeremy Hardy. All of whom are great. So Neeeerrrrrrr
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I like Marcus Brigstocke, Addison is a prick, jeremy hardy is quite funny in a smug sort of way

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Jaremy hardy talks to the nation...
...Is the funniest thing on radio. Trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

again
give Addison's Civilisation a go,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Addison on stage is very good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Peter Cook
everyone else is shit
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I SAID! PETER COOK!
EVERYONE ELSE IS SHIT!
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Fucking cunt

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I get this

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Manning, Carson, Reid, Bowen, Cricket, O'Connor, Bennett, Abbot.
All the greats really.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Russell Brand
*hides*

Rugby top and jeans.
Never played rubgy past school.

Slippery nipple
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

The Bristol Evening Post
Is reporting that Katie Price is getting married tomorrow in Weston Super Mare.

I wonder if she'll go on the pier or invite B3th.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)

She might do both

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

If the get married in the morning b3th will miss it.
Zzzz Zzzz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

That's where I'm getting married.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Even *I* didn't get married in Weston super Mare

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Whats so fucking super about it?

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

And while we're on it, what's the deal with airline food?

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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

lol
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/7693_10151399131149370_1869561690_n.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Can you mod this post please b3th?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

YEAH!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Also, what are you doing about mine and Phil's icons?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

YEH! WHERES MY FUCKING ICONS!

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

i ddon't know how to do that :(

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

<img src="" />
insert http file between ""
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

you don't need the / <img src="URLHERE"> works fine

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

oooh exciting!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I just saved you HOURS!

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

FANKS

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

it's the fucking 21st century, how can people not know basic HTML
you lot will be asking how to format text in MS Word next
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

O'Briain is pretty good
Older Eddie Izzard and Bill Bailey stuff.

Alt: Jeans, T-shirt, jumper. The T-shirt is a Line one, so that's OK.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I like Armstrong. He's one of "us".

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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Louis is ok but he blows his own horn a bit

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

The spaceman?

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Armstrong of Armstrong and Miller.

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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Miller was a spaceman too?

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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

"Xander"

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Yeah, that's him

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Haha he's great - all that 'one small step' stuff cracks me up.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Capricorn LOL

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Lance takes drugs

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I like Hale and Pace

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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I'm not sure about these new 'alternative' comedians like them.
It's all 'poo-poo' this and 'willy' that.
What's wrong with good old family entertainment like Les Dennis and Dustin Gee?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I like Hale or Pace

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Which one's your favourite?
I like the one with the 'tache.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I like the straight one

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

CAN WE HAVE A NEW THREAD PLEASE

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Yeh! One about how Peter Cook was better than any of this modern shit

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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I've done my contributions for the day

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)

done

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)

you ignored my post about momo
you toxic little smear
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

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