don't bother, I'll give you an update anyway
he's done a big plop, had a bath in his drinking water and preened himself about half a dozen times, now he's eating a bit of toast I just gave him to stop him screaming at cats for a couple of minutes
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the video of him in the bath was the best one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

pervert

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

as the bible teaches us
let he who is without sin molest a choirboy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I really don't know why she wants to know this shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

because one day
imma sneak into frank's house and steal him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

the bird
not the frank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

now he's preening himself again
except he's stood on his wing so it doesn't move while he preens the feathers, then he gets confused and tries to move his wing but his foot's on it and he be like woah wing not move then he figures it out
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

how has he stood on his wing?
is he a tiny bit special?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

he grabs the end of his wing with one foot
or sometimes both feet

it's one of the extremely stupid things he does, I need to get some video of him doing that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

brb, videoing Momo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

i would like to see that
i would LOL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

actually I did video it a few days ago and forgot I uploaded it and yeah, youtube said I was uploading a duplicate video and oh god my life is just too complicated

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

is there a bird link at the end of all that
or are you just going to kill yourself instead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

are you actually stupid or will your head dobber not let you scroll down?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

bit of column a
bit of column b
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)