So, tell me about your day.
Are you bogwanking?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:53, 79 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

FFFIIIIRRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
IN YOU FACE FOGSEY AND ZOG \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Cool

( Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Have been yet?
ehh ehhh ehhh, and was sexy bum girl there?

was she, was she?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

It's 12:03
WHAT TIME DO YE EAT LUNCH HH
IN THE MORNING
AT BREAKFAST TIME
YOU'RE A MAD CUNT AND NO MISTAKE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

It feels like it about 7pm
Theo, the day is really really REALLY dragging :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I'm playing with synthesizers
totally whacking the filter resonance up to self-oscillation and dicking round with the cutoff frequency, sounds like shit tbh
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhh man
The closest I have to a musical instrument is flicking a scalerule on the edge of my desk

8(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

do you have speakers on your computer right now?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Yep I dun got a new pair
All nice and shiney :)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

BBC Radiophonic Workshop tune
recorded by slicing up tape recordings of a twanging ruler, speeding them up and slowing them down to get them to the right pitch then sellotaping tape loops together in sequence to make a tune

if you're of a certain age then the last couple of bars will bring back memories

kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/mp3/nrendfull.mp3
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

That's quite good
For some reason I want to draw a picture
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I'm not stopping you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Nakers ate my crayons :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

yeh haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I'm so bored SSG
I'm currently playing flid-ball
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I may invade talk
Blitzkrieg style
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

they'll probbably get upset dont do it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

:(
4hours 30mins to kill
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK THIS IS THE SOUND OF YOUR LIFE WASTING TICK TOCK TICK TOCK YOU WILL DIE HAVING ACHIEVED NOTHING

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Is this because I was first?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)

hee hee I taken the battery out of the clock about an hour ago
For that exact reason
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

on sunday it'll be one quarter through 2013

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Wow who would have thought

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

of

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

No thanks I'm full

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)

You can't prove it.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I have photographic proof.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

It's a fair cop.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)

bogwank.cu.cc/
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

The Adventures of Hartley Hare, more like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

That is quite good
also Broady this:

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1918258
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

On it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)

BOGWANK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

BOGWANK

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

did you remember what you were doing for that 48 hours?
you posted on KN to say - and I quote - "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Not really, have been told off for being naughty by a couple of places though

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)

lololololol
lololol

lolol

lol
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Waiting around for my GF to get here
she's bringing her mum, who I've not met before.

trying very hard to keep clean and not mess up the flat.

this is harder than I'd expected.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

do a big shit on the floor and stamp it into the carpet
then when she gets there, punch her in the fucking face and piss in her handbag while she's out cold
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)

bored now
gonna do offline stuff
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I was thinking or running to meet her
and giving her a running hug/rugby tackle while screaming MUMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

this is home I usually greet my GF, so I am well practiced.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I find that fathers usually like to be kept updated with a list of sexual positions and perversions you have tried on their daughters

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Bartleby is your GF's dad?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

sure, why not

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Tick FUCKING tock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

just mucked out the FUCKING parrot cage
needy little git, more trouble than he's worth
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Two and a half fucking hours
I may watch "The Water Margin" on youtube
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I never got the fucking plot of that
they just seemed to fucking run round and fight then run somewhere else and have another fight and never get to any sort of plot point or character development

it was like lord of the fucking rings with spring links instead of dwarves
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I still preferred it to "Monkey"
Monty and I have had a few strong discussions about which was better

EDIT: I actually had 20 Mins worth of work to do. now I'm staring at the walls again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

TICK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

TOCK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Tell me about it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

TICK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

would a Momo video help?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

TOCK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I'm watching "Water Margin" Via my mobile
Edit: Seems most of the series is there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8lmDR9dCDo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Sure you don't
I bet your watching it

ADMIT IT GOD DAMNIT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I have some extremely smooth Drum n Bass on here.
Poor Harters, stuck at work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

You can never do enough for a good firm
I knew what I was letting myself in for when i signed the contract
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Poor Harters, stuck at work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Tee hee If you are trying to elicit a negative response
You are barking up the wrong tree
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I'm posting inbetween hoovering and spring cleaning, can't be arsed watching chinky telly today soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

The problem with watching Chinky TV is
Half an hour after you finished watching it, you want to watch some more LOLZ
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4725428
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Classic
Ha ha
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Spare me your life story.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I may watch this for a while
It still makes me laugh everytime I see it

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1918250
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

it's funny because they are short.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)

T is indeed TJ
and if you squint it looks like Dozer is wearing a turquoise shirt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

It was all squidgy on that side
I feel I have room to expand and grow over here
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

get a bigger monitor you cheapskate

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

oh OH :o(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

bogwanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

If that's what makes you happy Dozer
Go for it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)