So I pulled
So I pulled last night, with a gorgeous girl. But I had a few problems with my erection due to massive amounts of mephedrone!

My question is do I pretend it didn't happen and move on or text her and tell her she was shit in bed and that's why I
Couldn't get it up? Or should I just come clean and tell her I am into kids?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 15:43, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Brand considerations aside, pretty much any utility tractor built since the mid 50s or so could be a good all-purpose chore tractor. Tractors from the 40s, 30s, and even 20s can also still perform a lot of hard work, but you would likely be limited to pulling something hooked to the drawbar, or using the power takeoff or belt pulley to power a piece of equipment. Newer tractors are likely to have more advanced and more flexible systems--so consider the type of work you plan to do and the types of implements you'd like to use, and then look for a tractor that will meet those needs.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

frontpage this now

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Calculating tractive effort is notoriously difficult.
Brake Horsepower is the standard - but inefficient - method and relies upon ropes, pullies, counterweights, lollipop sticks and the current price of wool.

EDHP - estimated drawbar horse power - is a little more accurate as it takes into account the kinetic energy expended divided by benefits claimants, but requires an accurate Dynamometer - pronounced Dynamometer with emphasis on some syllables - to measure what happens when West African slaves are shown the power of fire.

Pulling ought to be carried out using the muscular power of the upper legs - far more resilient than the lower back and better adapted to the purpose in homo sapiens (assuming that you are such, and not a 20 ton crane).

The average human can pull three times it's daily consumption of pot noodles up a slope equivalent to Jeffersons' forehead on Mount Rushmore until it gets bored and goes away.

Hope this helps.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Don't try so hard.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 16:14, Reply)

smyls

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I fucking love this
www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/vote/top-albums/

Listened to the last 8 being counted off. Dido ahead of the stones, then Keane and Coldplay voted the best 2 albums of all time.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I've written a strongly worded letter to my MP (I don't know who he/she is, but it'll hit hard).
Why is the wonderful Michael Buble in the 80's, and not top ten?

This is wrong - WRONG!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Steam irons: How to buy the best steam iron Ironing boards
A good ironing board is a home essential. Get it wrong and you could find yourself ironing creases into clothes instead of out.

With so many boards on the market, it can be tricky to find the definitive one. So we asked three ironers of varying ability to try out a selection using a steam iron and a generator. Here’s what you should look for – and what you should avoid.

Padded metallised ironing board cover

Opt for a mesh board with a padded, metallised cover

Type of ironing board

Mesh is the board of choice for our ironing experts. Happily, this type is also the most common on the market. The mesh allows the steam to pass through, delaying the inevitable soggy cover so you won’t end up ironing your twentieth shirt in a pool of water.

Ironing board covers

Thick padding gives a smooth surface for ironing and the top cover is less likely to slip. Look for a metallised cover: it will reflect some of the heat, helping to press the underside of your clothes while you iron on the top side.

Covers may be completely metallised, have a metallised underside, or a metallised layer in the middle.

Attaching the cover

The cover should fit the ironing board snugly without moving around. Elastic straps under the centre of the board will keep the cover taut – just be careful they don’t catapult when you detach or reattach them.

Ironing board shape

Asymmetrical ironing boards make it easier to iron shirts

Size and shape

A narrow or short board has one basic drawback: you’ll need to reposition a garment more often during ironing. Larger boards are simply easier to use for larger items.

On longer boards you’re more likely to place the iron directly on the board (rather than the rest) when working at the pointed end, which adds to wear and tear on the cover. The ironing area of boards in our test varied from 33cm x 96cm, to 44cm x 145cm.

Look for a board with a narrow point if you want to iron into tight corners, like the shoulders of a shirt. The Vileda Park & Go ironing board has an asymmetrical point that’s particularly helpful if you iron right-handed.

Ironing board legs

Scissor-action legs are the norm. Look for a wide footprint for stability, especially if you’re ironing with a generator at one end.

Feet that form a T, or are joined by a bar at the bottom, are less likely to splay over time under the weight of a heavy steam generator. The longer the bar, the better the board’s sideways stability – handy if you’re ironing duvet covers.

Some iron rests can be removed for extra space

Iron rest

Not every ironing board copes under the weight of a heavy generator as well as it does with a steam iron.

Metal iron rests are common, but some droop under the weight of a generator. Boards with a ‘parking area’ in place of a metal rest are sturdy and provide a longer surface to iron on.

If you always place the iron on the cover you may find the fabric wears over time. Some boards have a removable iron rest for versatility – sparing your cover when in use, but providing extra board space for ironing if you prefer.

Folding boards take up less storage space

Ironing board extras

Folding boards

Good for storage in a small space – and with the Argos Large Folding Board that we tried, you couldn’t detect the fold while ironing. Setting up was rather laborious, though, requiring lots of unfolding, turning and clipping of the various parts to make it ready for use.

Curved legs

There’s space for you to sit at the ironing board, as the legs curve away from your knees. But you’ll need to iron with the iron rest on your right.

Child lock

A crude device, but it does the job. A ball fits over the release lever, holding it in place so the lever can’t be activated.

Extension cable

Cables on irons can be shorter than two metres. A board with an extension attached means you can iron further from the wall socket.

Ironing board height lock

Ironing board height markers make setting up easier

Height setting

If you’re the only one in the house who does the ironing, this is handy. Open the board to your desired height and screw the marker into position. Whenever you open the board, it’ll drop to your set height.

Other features

Ironing boards can come with sleeve boards, shelves for ironed clothes, rails or notches where you can hang ironed clothes, and cable holders to keep the cable out of your way while ironing. We found their benefits negligible, but if they interest you, look out for them.
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Typical yid

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)