Is this another bit of posh protocol of which I am unaware?
What is wrong with the groom giving a speech?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nothing I'm being a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Please don't ever change
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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

***wavy lines***
Nakkers comes downstairs a week before the wedding clutching his laptop, cable draging behind him. Grinning at his wife
"I've worked out my speech, I've done it in Word and I've put bullet points in and even some italics"
"Umm, you're doing a speech?"
"yep, and there's loads of jokes I've been practicing with my friends on the internet and I'm going to do a graph or something like that guy off the youtube"
"You don't have to do a speech you know"
"but I do it's in the wedding rules, I have toooooo it's traditional"
"Umm, no dear, that's for common people, you know how you hate the common people like the people on Eastenders"
"oh... I knew that... I was just joking, HA got you... Trolled!"
"Don't pout dear"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

this is scarily accurate, i do hate common people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Never mind, they'll all soon be dead or in a workhouse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

\o/
this is why I'm againt the tax rises on fags
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

It's very hard to type out the whining childlike voice I read all your posts in.
So people have to imagine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I didn't give a speech,
Her father, and the best man give the speeches. I thanked everyone for coming and gave the bridesmaids and the mothers some flowers and a gift.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

actually this is all the groom needs to do, biut i did a well lol speech. Noit too long though, nothing worse than overly long speeches

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah, same here.
That's all you have to do really.
The only speech anyone is bothered about is the best man's.
Unless your best man is a prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I bet yours was a alpaca

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

My best man printed handouts
And passed them out, they contained 25 years of my shitest haircuts.

Cunt
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)