humph

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What's wrong with you, stroppy?
Probably blobbing.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

first you ignore my text
then you ignore my post on the previous thread

HUMPH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

What fucking text?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

the fucking text i sent you at about 8pm last night, that's what fucking text

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Well I didn't fucking get the fucking text.
Stop fucking swearing, you blobber.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

i am not bella the blobba

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Or Blob Todd the hoarder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Sweeney Blob.
Ew.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Blob Holness - Blob Busters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

"I'll have a 'G' please, Blob"
"G. What G is caked in dried blood and sundry lumps right now?"
"GUSSET"
*ding*
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I clicked 'I like this'
But I didn't really like it, ifyouknowhatimean.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Well I'm bongling hard.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I said this to my wife recently when she was actually blobbing
she tried to kick me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

They hate it. The funny thing is, they usually are.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

"they" ?
it's not a different species.

well, it is from you, you fucking animal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

BLOBBER

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I seriously don't get waht the big deal is, why can't they learn to control it?
they know they are hormonal, therefore they no that the anger and irrationality that they are feeling is unfounded. So why don't they control it, or at least listen to their less bleedy male counterparts?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

They really should defer to us far more often than they like to admit to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

They obviously know they're being irrationally shitty
I mean, at least half of them aren't functionally retarded, even if they're not clever like us. You'd think they'd be capable of not going off at you like a bag of cocks just because they've walked in and found a throttle body on the carpet, I mean *I* didn't know she'd just fucking vacuumed, did I?

Irrational blobbing harpies.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

you leave your arguments with your ma out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Are you going to resend this text, or what?
I'm literally comatose with lack of suspense.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Luckily girls can't kick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

she over kicked, missed and almost fell in the mud.
I laughed
she stomped off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

you know the blobbing? you can picture it, right?
how attractive does that jam do-nut seem now, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Classic blobbing there, from the missus.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Y'know I don't get why more birds don't want to hang out in off topic and get the benefit of all us right-thinking men.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

This is easily my favourite subthread of the day.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)