Just bought two ducks for £3.09 and £3.19 TWO WHOLE DUCKs, gresham ones too.
Fuck easter eggs, i'm getting meat in the can't-sale sales.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Will you keep the ducks in your bath?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:16, Reply)

I could be like a really morbid Joey

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)

You're certainly a Joey. If you want to be morbid that's your choice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I like this

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Haha, you're so old you remember Joey Deacon when he actaully was on telly rather than knowing it through being 'retro'.
You battyboy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)

haha what a stupid old cunt

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:28, Reply)

It's terrible to be 39

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I bet you watch prime minister's question time even when the prime minster isn't on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Better than wanking over minors acting in a teenage soap opera.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Have you seen the cast in hollyoaks? fit as fuck compared to The Politics Hour

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Some people watch TV for reasons other than wanking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:39, Reply)

However, when Joey was on the box
You were left with a cock like a bloody stump.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I take it you've never seen Loose Women then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)

lold

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

And it's 'orrible bein' in love when you're eight and a half.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Excellent demonstration of memory. Shit joke.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)

This has nothing to do with this thread.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920058
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)

This is the link I was seeking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I don't care if it makes me a social prior, I think chompy's a top bloke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)

You're just hoping to get invited round his gaff so's you can slip his missus a tenner and tell her 'go on, just one, twenty the both of 'em'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Why do you think we've been mates for so long?
You know ressusitation too, so I can go twice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)

oh shit am I in trouble?
MODS!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:19, Reply)

the lass who did the "our souls" line just said "do you want a bit of me prawn ring"
gonz has hollyoaks always been this mucky
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)

I'm watching the +1 ones today mate, will let oyu know in an hour

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

cool dont worry i didnt spoil no plot there

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)

It's safe man.... I've had a day from hell gobs.
I wish you were here so I could have a cuddle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:29, Reply)

oh no! what happened mr gonz? i would totally give you a big wuggle if i could

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

i think it's wonky guts based

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Well, I had a fucking fantastic bank holiday, feel as fit as a fiddle.
I was just getting to sleep when I hear skype go off at 4. If my skype goes off at for, bad shit has gone down work wise, and i've been working pretty much solid to rectify a catstrotic failure upon failure [backups went down too]. I'm gonna be at it for another few hours I reckon too
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)

ah long shifts, at least at the end of it you can get a nice nap and a sandwich!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

f
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)

It ain't the shift, well, it is, but its been proper hectic effecting clients who probably spend more on hospitatlity in a week than the entire value of every buisnesss i've ever worked with =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:50, Reply)

you should fuck some shit up gonz, or i can for you,
is there any shit i can fuck up for you?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)

It's Ok, I've had some food now so my tablets work and I'm feeling cwtchy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:53, Reply)

yays!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Well, if you want the company to grow, you need to put the graft in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Damn straight, i'd be pleased with keeping my job though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:15, Reply)

And now the fish fucking skanks from my cod'n'chips.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)