rachelswipe will get you a job. I'll gaz you her number. She's very busy so you'll have to call her repeatedly every day until she sorts you out with a tea making position at her big and serious lawyering firm

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm a big fan of 'It's not what you know, it's who you pester the hell out of'

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

she's got a spare room in her ken pad and likes taking people in for the company
play your cards right and you could be that lucky fella.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

plus she puts out

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

SOLD

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

don't listen to rory, i fake numbered him
if you have no less than A, A, B at a-level, a 2:1 and a commendation or distinction in GDL (if applicable) and LPC, gaz me

but i don't drink tea, so you'll need more skillz than that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I haven't got the academics but I have a huge tackle. That okay?
I'm more of a 9-bar coffee man, myself.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)