That's called 'Eric Clapton Syndrome' - one in five musicians over 30 has it, it's very sad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hang on...
I'm a musician over 30 :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

So if Hendrix had lived people might wish him dead by now?

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Ah well at least Cobain had the decency to recognise he was shit at life and do something about it

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Hendrix in the1980s would have been....upsetting, I suspect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

It was a difficult decade to come out of with any dignity
particularly if you made your name in the 60s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

here's a surprising Frank fact, I do not like and have never liked Hendrix
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

This is getting less surprising each time you post it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

NO ONE CARES, FRANK
NO ONE CARES
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

would you like to see my new effects pedal, we could have a discussion about it maybe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Go on then
What is it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

one of these
www.dawsons.co.uk/boss-sl-20-slicer-guitar-effect-pedal
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Ah yeah....I heard a demo of that a while ago, pretty cool
What other pedals do you have?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)

one of those Roland VG things
and a Quadraverb
and a guitar synth jobby

and I dunno, some other stuff probably
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'd quite like a Moogerfooger
but it looks a bit complicated
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

sorry, I'm bored of this conversation now, imma start a new thread

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

You cunt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

thank god he's gone, now we can have a proper conversation here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

is that for running real-time loops and stuff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Oh ok.
It's just...well... you know, where it says 'with the inclusion of Loop Record you can quickly create and use loops mid-performance' that meant that it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

well yeah, it does that
but that's a load of useless wank, what it really does is chop up the audio and filter it to make rhythmic pulsating noises
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

that sounds pretty smart

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

syncs to MIDI clock too
so that's a lot of fun
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

when you press it does your sewing machine go really fast?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

NO
also: NO
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I'm gonna level with you here Frank
and tell you that this means your opinions on every subject ever are immediately discoutned as ludicrous. I wish it were not so, but I don't make the rules. I'm going to have to ask you to clear your desk and have security escort you from the internet. We shall send your P45 and final payslip in the post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

yes, but his songs were shit
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)

yes but no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)