I bought a bastard sword off the internet when I was drunk, that was pretty stupid cos I'm never gonna do anything with it, and well, shouldn't do anything with it anyway
I buy too many computer games, I don't even end up playing them, I just buy them.
I spend way too much money on fripperies like books and booze and just shit I don't need but fuck it.

Best investment would be my duvet it is very nice and I like sleeping under it.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You could try to kill Joss Stone

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I don't know enough about Joss Stone to want her dead

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

She's not a drug dealer, so the police care about that sort of thing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Then who have I been buying this meth off?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Joss Stick

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

This isn't a witty post.
Could do better.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)