OK, so here's the story.
In about 2008, swipe first meets piston_broke. Obviously, when the internet's biggest sex-pest and the world's hottest man meet up, there was only ever going to be fireworks. After the sort of degrading sex usually only reserved for an EL James "novel", piston dumps her. Rumours are that she formed some basis for his later, award-winning stand-up routine.

Clearly swipe is devastated. Fate, however, had not finished with these star-crossed case studies for perversion. Around Feb/May 2011, they once again crossed paths and once again filled each others various orifices with oddly shaped root vegetables.

This time the break-up so destroyed swipe (and who can blame her, piston is all things to all men) that she ended up falling into a bad situation with a Gregg's hat wearing homosexual.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)

how can you type so much
with only one hand
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Autocomplete

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)

he's got it saved in a text file

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

he keeps clingfilm on his monitor for just this kind of thing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I've just had to change my pants, my trousers, my socks and my shoes.
I went off like Old Faithful.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

He's using four head dobbers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)