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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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thick
Like your waistline.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
so unlike your needledick then?
bugfucker
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)
good comeback

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)
i think i was 13 when i last used the phrase needledick the bugfucker
it seemed appropriate for dozer on many levels
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)
there's so much sexual tension between you two
you should just fuck, clear the air a bit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)
isn't dozer baldmonkey though?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:54, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)
but the egg thing, that's baldmonkey's thing?
Either that or you're Friz
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)
face is too fat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ebgve-S1xP4
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:20, Reply)
needs moar fake baby

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)
look at his fucking head
heads are not normally that shape

I think he's very ill indeed
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)
the guy made up a baby
and then killed it

i think you might be right
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)
Shhh you guys he watches this place avidly
I mentioned him once and he poked me on twitter
scary stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)
orly?
well he once said i look like bou, so frankly he can go fist himself right in the corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Well you do look like bou
Black text, grey background, user icon. Yup, pretty near 100% identical
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:43, Reply)
i prefer to think the black text isn't quite identical...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)
bzzzzzzzzzzzzlololololzzzzzzzzzlolololzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:48, Reply)
it would be worse cyber than bou and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I'm no PsychoPiston, that's for sure.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)
well, who is?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Gregg's Hat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)
true
the guy is distressingly hot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:16, Reply)
ewww
second to last turkey in the shop
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)
surely that's more of a male euphemism though?
i mean, think of a turkey's small gobbling red saggy neck - you just know that's an exact replica of dozer's shaven sack
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)
well no, it can apply to anything that lies round unwanted and unloved

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)
i bet you're thinking about lovingly washing dozer's turkey neck with an AMPLE SPONGE right about now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)
wait, is dozer male?
I was going to GAZ him and ask to cyber :(
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:21, Reply)
to be honest, nobody is entirely sure
he either has a distressingly tiny cock or a seriously huge clit

:(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)
this sounds more like you.
Off Topic's very own Beth Ditto.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)
yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)
yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)
try an original insult eh?
you might hit on something accurate for a change
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)
this is it though- there's very little to dislike
Hence making stuff up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)
making stuff up is fun though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)
it can be

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Swipe's bingo wings
Always make me think of an ageing chicken carcass.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

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