I'm genuinely concerned
Its not everyday your daughter is distressed because she doesn't want to stab herself in the eye but her brain is telling her to do it and she can't help herself.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In fairness that's fucking weird.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Isn't the same kind of thing that makes you think of jumping off high ledges when you're near them?
/not having a mental breakdown, honest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

*backs slowly away*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Yeah, keep walking, Boyce.
And don't let me see your smelly face round here again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I dunno man, that's why we have two eye so we can get stuff like that out of the way in childhood
her baby eyes will fall out soon anyway
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Ha ha, baby eyes. I like it.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

This probably isn't the best forum for seeking medical advice regarding the neurological stability of your children, BUT, dude, get a referral from your family doctor to see a peadiatric psychiatrist (not a psycologist, they just talk about "feelings").
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

The very last thing he should do let a paedo near his kid - don't be silly Oathsy old stick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Oh shit. Of course, silly me.

Speaking of fiddlers, that's quite a dead pool so far this year, Thatcher and Saville. I reckon the previous Pope (forgot the cunt's name) could be odds on to make up the numbers later this year.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Anyone know who that 82 year old was that they picked up last week?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

might be rolf harris or buzz aldrin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Hang on, or was Saville last year?
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I dunno, a good finger in the bumhole relaxes most wild animals, maybe it will work for kids

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'll have you know that I follow all medical advice on this forum
just last week I mixed bleach and citric acid in an enclosed.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

envelope?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

body stocking?
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)