Hello stranger
how are you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Not too bad!
I'm trying to motivate myself to go to the supermarket. Crow is currently in Reading setting things on fire. How's the bab?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

It's doing alright.
Managed to shit right up it's own back yesterday and then it puked as I was changin it and the puke ran rounds it neck, into it's ear and down it's back and made a nice puddle of puking shit on the changing mat.

Kids are fucking great.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

It's things like this that make me glad my biological clock only ticks for cats.
I'll be a proud catmother one day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

catshit is a lot worse smelling than babyshit, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

yeah, but you can't train babys to shit in other people's gardens.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Who can't?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

wanna bet?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

And cats won't eventually learn to use a toilet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

And cats won't pay for your care home in later life.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

And cats don't smile when you see them first thing in the morning and reach out for a cuddle

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

That's actually quite heartwarming.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

It totally makes up for the vomity feaces incidents

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

My son is going to be either a stand up comedian or a scientist
I'm expecting to have to pay for my own dotage.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Cats can and have been taught to do this.
Babies have yet to be taught to bury their shit in the garden.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I don't really want my kids burying their shit in the garden.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

What kind of hippy are you man?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)