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 Reckon I might treat myself to some roller skates so I don't have to walk on my gouty toe.
	Reckon I might treat myself to some roller skates so I don't have to walk on my gouty toe.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:03, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
 Nah, get a wheelchair and have done with it.Mind you, with you being French you may struggle to find one with a reverse gear.
	Nah, get a wheelchair and have done with it.Mind you, with you being French you may struggle to find one with a reverse gear.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
 I see your gouty toe
	I see your gouty toeand raise you throataids.
There's a fair chance I might not survive the day.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
 
	 www.bridgat.com/files/drinking_bird__science_toy__nodding_bird_1.jpg
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
 This is better
	This is better2.bp.blogspot.com/_3pzXydA_9sg/SlhHgKN_68I/AAAAAAAAAFg/HmzjvmGLbnA/s320/Drinking-Bird-Simpsons-01.jpg
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
 I don't know
	I don't knowand I'm too ill to care.
*cries softly into a snotty tissue*
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
 Jesus Christ woman, Maggie would never have let a mear cold stand in her way
	Jesus Christ woman, Maggie would never have let a mear cold stand in her waypull yourself together
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
 Maggie personally pulled the trigger on retreating Argentine warships
	Maggie personally pulled the trigger on retreating Argentine warshipsmerely for having a sniffle.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
 Will your toe be well enough for when you walk up the aisle in a few weeks time?
	Will your toe be well enough for when you walk up the aisle in a few weeks time?(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
 Word of advice
	Word of adviceIf a girl says "bet you can't plie", don't try and prove her wrong.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
 I don't need that advice, because I would have told her to piss off.
	I don't need that advice, because I would have told her to piss off.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
 GOUT! HAHAHAHAHA! GOUT!
	GOUT! HAHAHAHAHA! GOUT! Gouty Kroney, pouty and lonely, gouty Kroney, sad and boney.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
 CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.
	CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
 Hey b3th how long is it before you can click on something again and it counts for something?
	Hey b3th how long is it before you can click on something again and it counts for something?I just want to set a reminder on my phone for something.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
 I can't help but think this gout joke has backfired on me a little.
	I can't help but think this gout joke has backfired on me a little.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
 GOUT, GOUT LET IT ALL OUT, THESE ARE THE JOKES YOU COULD DO WITHOUT
	GOUT, GOUT LET IT ALL OUT, THESE ARE THE JOKES YOU COULD DO WITHOUTCOME ON, I'M etc.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
 The gout also makes it more difficult for him to run away from a moth.
	The gout also makes it more difficult for him to run away from a moth.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
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