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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Reckon I might treat myself to some roller skates so I don't have to walk on my gouty toe.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:03, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Probably fuck it up even more.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Nah, get a wheelchair and have done with it.Mind you, with you being French you may struggle to find one with a reverse gear.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
No need for a reverse gear, those fuckers turn on a centime.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
I see your gouty toe
and raise you throataids.
There's a fair chance I might not survive the day.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
OH NO, WHO WILL MOD US NOW?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

www.bridgat.com/files/drinking_bird__science_toy__nodding_bird_1.jpg
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
This is better
2.bp.blogspot.com/_3pzXydA_9sg/SlhHgKN_68I/AAAAAAAAAFg/HmzjvmGLbnA/s320/Drinking-Bird-Simpsons-01.jpg
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I don't know
and I'm too ill to care.
*cries softly into a snotty tissue*
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Jesus Christ woman, Maggie would never have let a mear cold stand in her way
pull yourself together
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Maggie personally pulled the trigger on retreating Argentine warships
merely for having a sniffle.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
wise decision

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Will your toe be well enough for when you walk up the aisle in a few weeks time?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Word of advice
If a girl says "bet you can't plie", don't try and prove her wrong.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I don't need that advice, because I would have told her to piss off.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
GOUT! HAHAHAHAHA! GOUT!
Gouty Kroney, pouty and lonely, gouty Kroney, sad and boney.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
This deserves a slot on the popular page.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
HA HA FRENCH GOUT PRICK!!!!

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
:( I thought we were tight.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
WHAT LIKE YOUR SHOES?
BECAUSE OF THE GOUT???!!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Yeh. Soz.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Hey b3th how long is it before you can click on something again and it counts for something?
I just want to set a reminder on my phone for something.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
I can't help but think this gout joke has backfired on me a little.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
GOUT, GOUT LET IT ALL OUT, THESE ARE THE JOKES YOU COULD DO WITHOUT
COME ON, I'M etc.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Toes for Foes

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
WELL SHAKE IT UP BABY, OW! AH HONEY TWIST AND GOUT

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Head, shoulders, knees and toes etc

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll
You know you make me wanna etc.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
'm all gout of love, I'm so lost without toe...

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Don't listen to him... I think it's all Baloney

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
that's just what his toe looks like now

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
The gout also makes it more difficult for him to run away from a moth.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

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