I'd write a novel about a young Frenchman, struggling to survive in a hostile country
beset on all sides by enemies who want nothing more than to trivialise his suffering. There'll be explosions! Gun-fights! Car-chases! Hobbling slightly on one foot! And then something something Forest Moon of Endor.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I should probably put something in about how he escaped the law at high speed on two separate occasions.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Is that not covered by 'car chases'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

It's probably worth mentioning a couple of times outside the car chases.
It reinforces how dangerously sexy the character is.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

sex garlic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

+k

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Needs MOAR cardigan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)