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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't really have any proud moments, I'm riddled with self-loathing.
Alt: Oh god, I fucked a chav once.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Did your winky come out all burberry?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
No, I got very lucky.
No burberry or weeping sores.

Got a kid, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
twice?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
OH fuck!
I did that too, I couldn't get her out of the door fast enough the next morning. She asked if I wanted her number and I said "no"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
It was at a party.
ALL my friends knew. One of them had to move to a different continent before he let me forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
how old were you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Oh, 20-something...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
too vague
i was going for a virginity crack
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
well this didn't come out quite how i intended

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Thankfully mine was a girl in a grotty nightclub in Morden
I just never went back there
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
You've just described all the nightclubs in Morden.
And Morden itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
and ugly
don't forget the ugly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
and gout

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
i think he got gout confused with something else
hypochondria, that's it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

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