I have survived my trip "oop North"
I can confirm several things: it smells funny, the people are unintelligable, ugly and ALL fat, and although the scenery is quite pretty the towns are hideous, from this I can theorise that "the north" is technicallly fine, it's the people that are the problem.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:23, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

1. lose weight
2. grow a hitler youth haircut
3. wear salmon pink trousers
4. match with boating shoes and popped polo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

they're. not salmon akshully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

you're alright sporters, there are always exceptions to the rule

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah look at Hendrix, he managed to be great AND a nigger at the same time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I'm flattered by a Hendrix comparison

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Your new travel guide
"The Obvious Planet"
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

soz, I don't speak French

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

racist

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

are they wearing coats or not?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

strangly the sun appears to be out...
Some sort of pagan witchcraft no doubt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)