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Wack a thread Wednesday
STOMP
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:24, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
FFS! Yesterday I give the wife an iPad. Today she leaves it within reach of a 2 year old and the screen is smashed
I didn't even get a fucking nosh.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I'd throw the book at her

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I think you should really throw the book at her for that.

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Or two for that matter

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
get the 2 year old to nosh you first, then it gets the ipad
rookie error there
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)

www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/products/andrew+marr/a+history+of+the+world/9074706/?gclid=CLKa4v2awLYCFeXKtAodFnEATw
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I think I should throw the ANDREW MARR at her!

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Money can't buy you love
But it can buy you a sense of disgruntlement which will hopefully keep her in her place for a little while
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
what a cunt
the kid I mean, not your wife she's just retarded
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Throw a 2 year old at her and nosh the iPad.
wakki!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Are you trying to Re-Kindle the relationship?
tee hee
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Very good.

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Sounds like the two year old dislikes you as much as your wife.
Still. You have new jeans.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
It's his kid's genes I'm worried about.

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
'JEANS' AND 'GENES' SOUND THE SAME!!!!

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
and beer

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
fucking hell...
I won't get mrs fogle an ipad. There are far cheaper ways of doing facebook and emails
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Wait......
I think we're gonna need a longer cable
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Yeh but Mrs Fogle will probably give you a nosh

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
She certainly has no qualms about giving me them.
Like a mongol going at a Mr Freeze on a hot day, she is.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
This thread is shit can someone STOMP it please

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I stomped on ym's tits once

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
You would miss
and end up high fiving an elephant
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

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