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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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FFS! Yesterday I give the wife an iPad. Today she leaves it within reach of a 2 year old and the screen is smashed
I didn't even get a fucking nosh.
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Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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I'd throw the book at her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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I think you should really throw the book at her for that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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Or two for that matter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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get the 2 year old to nosh you first, then it gets the ipad
rookie error there
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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I think I should throw the ANDREW MARR at her!
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Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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hahahahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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Money can't buy you love
But it can buy you a sense of disgruntlement which will hopefully keep her in her place for a little while
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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what a cunt
the kid I mean, not your wife she's just retarded
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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Throw a 2 year old at her and nosh the iPad.
wakki!
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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Are you trying to Re-Kindle the relationship?
tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Very good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Sounds like the two year old dislikes you as much as your wife.
Still. You have new jeans.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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It's his kid's genes I'm worried about.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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'JEANS' AND 'GENES' SOUND THE SAME!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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and beer
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Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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fucking hell...
I won't get mrs fogle an ipad. There are far cheaper ways of doing facebook and emails
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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Wait......
I think we're gonna need a longer cable
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Yeh but Mrs Fogle will probably give you a nosh
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Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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She certainly has no qualms about giving me them.
Like a mongol going at a Mr Freeze on a hot day, she is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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This thread is shit can someone STOMP it please
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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I stomped on ym's tits once
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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You would miss
and end up high fiving an elephant
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:44,
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