Yes Rory. We get it. You're rich. Well done.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I DONT GO TO PUBS ACTUALLY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

THEN YOU DON'T KNOW MAN
YOU WEREN'T THERE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I'm supposed to be going to not one but several 'pubs' on Saturday, in Southampton, on a 'stag do'
Ive used up all my best excuses not to go already :((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Grandparents dead?
Objections to one or more of the fellow attendees?
Travel costs/difficulties?
AIDS?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

no, all used up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Two options remain to you
1) Family emergency which miraculously occurs the day you have to travel down
2) Just fucking go and enjoy yourself you great nancy

YES I SAID THAT. ME.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I hear GOUT is a good excuse at the moment

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

How many of the other people going do you actually like?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I'm assuming here that there are people in your life that you like.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

And suave.
Don't forget suave.

And witty.
And urbane.
And personable.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

cool beff you got my back as always

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

And gullible.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Oh man she zinged you good there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)